an excessively long text message
by fluffy flave March 5, 2010
Get the text booking mug.Constant, inane updates about every social move in someones life. Normally undertaken by those with a over zealous view of their own importance in others lives, or by those that realize their life is meaningless and try to buy social cred with ex school mates by these constant updates. Names and places mentioned are normally linked to profiles of people/bars/events.
Vain Booking:"**so excited** that I'm meeting Melanie and Quincy at the LimeBar tonight to drink VodkaSparklyBlues."
Translation: I'm still single, and so are my friends, we are going to get shitfaced where lawyers our Dads age hang out in the hope of getting me a sugar daddy.
Vain Booking:"Had the best lunch with Princess and Pony at UberCafe and had a Goats Ball Salad with lychees and a glass of Snotts Hill Riesling."
Translation: I have no class and my boyfriend/husband can't stand to be seen with my vapid ass in public, so me and my Jimmy Choo wearing sistas make each other feel important every Friday for lunch.
Translation: I'm still single, and so are my friends, we are going to get shitfaced where lawyers our Dads age hang out in the hope of getting me a sugar daddy.
Vain Booking:"Had the best lunch with Princess and Pony at UberCafe and had a Goats Ball Salad with lychees and a glass of Snotts Hill Riesling."
Translation: I have no class and my boyfriend/husband can't stand to be seen with my vapid ass in public, so me and my Jimmy Choo wearing sistas make each other feel important every Friday for lunch.
by Apostater November 12, 2010
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Like booling but more chill. Usually done with da boiz and can accompany hookey. Often involves drugs.
by Chuck Cracker March 26, 2019
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Get the Baskin and Boozin mug.1. Inserting drugs or alcohol into one's anus in an attempt to absorb the drugs faster and harder.
2. A way to get free drugs (It's always free if you boof it)
3. Flatulence???
2. A way to get free drugs (It's always free if you boof it)
3. Flatulence???
I was boofing all night long.
Why not just do drugs the normal way and not up your ass?
What are you talking about? Boofing is flatulence
Nobody calls farting boofing, you're an idiot, and you need to work on a better diet.
Why not just do drugs the normal way and not up your ass?
What are you talking about? Boofing is flatulence
Nobody calls farting boofing, you're an idiot, and you need to work on a better diet.
by DJ Keither October 6, 2018
Get the Boofing mug.When someone has been drinking and is drunk. They get on facebook wither it be their phone or a computer and they say things that they shouldn't be saying.
The act of being drunk and on facebook.
The act of being drunk and on facebook.
Johnny drunkbooked the other night and instead of sending his girlfriend a raunchy message. He sent it to his mom cause they both have the same first name.
Timmy drunkbooked last night and said somethings he was not supposed too.
Dude you were drunk booking last night on your phone.
Timmy drunkbooked last night and said somethings he was not supposed too.
Dude you were drunk booking last night on your phone.
by nickybobby October 20, 2009
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