Flapjack booty

A debilitating disease where the suffer is endowed with a non-spherical, flat shape of booty. Named such due to the striking resemblance to a side-by-side pair of pancakes. Flapjack ass can be cured with regular visits to your local gym, where it's possible to perform enough squats to fashion a round, bouncy booty capable of correctly filling out a pair of jeans. Flapjack ass is most common amongst male members of the Caucasian race, but there is no solid scientific evidence to conclude it doesn't affect the other races as well. Occasionally present in females, but is much more common in males. When flapjack ass is discovered on a woman, it's often so rare that your local newspaper may give a cash prize to the lucky photographer who can capture one on camera.

"Lo, look at that face! Alas, it seems he suffers from Flapjack booty! He does not appear to be a suitable mate. How unfortunate."

by jkejke February 9, 2014

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Booted Up

Rochester, NY slang for gettin high as shit

1.Shawty booted up!
2. Man, I just got that shit from Clinton Ave. we about to boot up

by Rep ROC February 17, 2018

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Booty Trippin

When a girl thinks that she is too good for you to talk to you anymore because of her increase in ass.

I don't know why Tiesha ain't talkin to me anymore? She must be booty trippin!

by Nasty Teeth The Rapper January 4, 2010

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Booty Hole

A hole in the booty where the poop comes out

"Ms. Frizzle, what's that?"

"Gurl, dats a booty hole."

by danooct1 February 1, 2016

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Booty Picker

when your finger nails are too short from biting them, that the top of your nail is your skin cause you really don't have any nails and if you wanted to pick your booty it wouldn't hurt

YO GIRL, YOU GOT BOOTY PICKERS.

by bootypickers. October 22, 2009

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