boneless bagel

Like the boneless bread it’s confusing

Me: would you like some bread or boneless bread?
Dash: nah how about a boneless bagel
Me: what?
Dash: yeah...

by Dash Lenowo August 24, 2019

Boneless sex

Fucking your girl with an unerect penis

"Last week was boring". "James and i were having horny but his penis wouldn't erect, we ended up having boneless sex."

by DJSLIMDICK 69 August 26, 2019

boneless babymama

A flexible babymother you can't stop fuckin with.

Nigga you got a lotta kids, yea I know I got a boneless babymama.

by Lady Braze January 7, 2018

boneless orgasm

A man getting a orgasm without having a boner

damn dude I had a boneless orgasm last night from that porno you have me

by Nekoperson2002 October 25, 2017

boneless pancake

When you can't get a boner because she has a blue waffle.

Guy 1: Man she had a blue waffle so I had a boneless pancake.

Guy 2: Wack.

by magdump9mm July 1, 2017

Ivar the boneless

The greatest Viking who ever lived

Ivar the boneless: mind is a far better warrior than the sword

by urbanpool May 8, 2022

boneless hair

Hair so thin it looks boneless.
Usually super thin and far apart

I'm not balding it's just boneless hair.

by anonymous October 1, 2022