Bolton is a small town in Greater Manchester, home to 139, 403 people (approx.)
69, 500 of these people are Muslims
69, 500 are racist twats
The other 403 are decent people, however go unnoticed
And everyone of these people have experimented with drugs, got pregnant before the age of 18, and probably shagged your neighbours cat.
69, 500 of these people are Muslims
69, 500 are racist twats
The other 403 are decent people, however go unnoticed
And everyone of these people have experimented with drugs, got pregnant before the age of 18, and probably shagged your neighbours cat.
James: I've just bought a house, I'll be moving there next week
Martin: Oh where are you moving to?
James: Bolton
Martin: It's been nice knowing you
Martin: Oh where are you moving to?
James: Bolton
Martin: It's been nice knowing you
by FuckShitGeyBanged December 12, 2017
Bolton is a big hunky man who also has a huge dick. But a Bolton is usually gay and gets a hard-on whilst wrestling
by McSquirt the 3rd May 19, 2022
A shit hole town in Greater Manchester famous for Peter Kay, Amir Khan and Bolton Wanderers the worst football club in England. Bolton is 90% drug addicts and if you're not an addict then you sell to the addicts. You will see regular appeals in war torn and 3rd world countries, asking for donations for the poor people of Bolton. If you drink the water in Bolton you are likely to get Hepatitis. If you are looking for something to do in Bolton you can visit Lever Street and pick up a working girl. 100% of the girls have HIV so remember to wear protection.
Guy 1: "Let's go to Bolton for the day"
Guy 2: "Sorry I'm busy hammering nails into my testicles today"
Guy 2: "Sorry I'm busy hammering nails into my testicles today"
by northywest February 02, 2025
Bolton is an absolute shit tip where anyone would start with you over a sandwich Bolton has now been over crowded by young kids who think they are football hooligans there’s nout else to say but it’s shit
Person 1: Oi mate I’m goin Bolton away later on wanna come
Person 2: nah pal got all these fuckin kids thinkin they’re solid
Person 2: nah pal got all these fuckin kids thinkin they’re solid
by Zhdbbsbsb February 20, 2019
I love Kaden Bolton!!!
by phatwastaken March 31, 2022
When your guy comes home from work in his stodgy office clothes and you rip his clothes off of him and fuck him to gangster rap, preferably Geto Boys.
by Allimac September 08, 2020