bologna tits

A woman's breasts that have sagged so much that they look like flaps of bologna sitting on her chest.

After I took off her bra, her boobs fell flat, and I realized she had bologna tits.

by Chunners January 7, 2008

bologna nipples

large pink, nipples that look like slices of bologna. thanks to my b/f chris for this one!!

by aamanda September 23, 2003

super bologna

A very erotic sex act in which the male wraps a thin slice of bologna around his penis and engages in sexual intercourse. The male then ejaculates on the bologna and fries it makes a sandwich with it.

Don't go in that room! He's making a super bologna sandwich!

by Ryan_Lalonde June 17, 2008

Bologna Pony

A Bologna Pony
The most exquisite american meat shaped into the lovely form of a pony

NOT VERY OFTEN referred to as a cock

Matt: Hey John, you see Jessica over there?
John: yea?
Matt: She rode the bologna pony all night loooong
John: *high five*

by Michael Martino May 21, 2008

bopping bologna

Spanking yourself. Whacking off. Male masturbation.

When I was a teenager, I spent a lot of time bopping my bologna.

by T May 25, 2004

Pity Bologna

Bologna that is offered to someone as an after thought after giving some to your friends.

Brett gave his friends bologna a lunch break then offered Pity Bologna to the other people at the break table.

by Max Baskin February 7, 2023

Bologna Beating

It's pretty obvious.

Man: Bologna Beating is the best!
Man 2: Don't talk about that around the children.

by Capertittle November 10, 2017