red bobber

a cup of period blood with a turd floating on the top (like a root beer float)

Leighton: Dude I just had the best red bobber
Jake: What’s that?
Leighton: Period blood with a yummy turd!

by thedictionaire47 February 23, 2025

alabama bobber

Getting road head from your cousin on the way back from church in your daddy’s pickup truck

Let’s see how many Alabama bobbers we can spot on the way to have brunch at the sizzler

by Progreemer January 27, 2024

Cock bobber

A husband who needs to shut his mouth and suck his own dick

My husband is such a cock bobber, I run the house!

by Sammylee123 January 09, 2021

Beef Bobber

A highly inebriated male, typified with a loss of speech and motor functions. When presented with a meal, the only option for the Beef Bobber being to face plant the plate and bite chunks at will. This is due to the high level of alcohol stupefication and resultant inability to master cutlery or seek assistance.

Look at the shape of that Beef Bobber

by TCJ&L September 06, 2017

beef bobber

An individual who eats meat from plate witout the use of cutlery. Typically a " Beef Bobber" will be highly intoxicated and no longer possess the motor skills to cut steak.

I was out and went pure Beef Bobber.

by TCJ&L September 06, 2017

Reeder Bobber

A phrase that's exact definition cannot be defined by simple terminology. The definition of "Reeder Bobber" can mean whatever the speaker want's it to mean. It is a blank slate word essentially.

"That was a real Reeder Bobber moment."
"That Reeder Bobber was great."
"You're a Reeder Bobber"

by Carrot_Man123 March 30, 2023

Aqua bobber

A blowjob performed while submerged in a pool or hot tub.

Did you hear about Nick ? He got an aqua bobber last night! I didn't even know that was possible!

by OJWasInnocent April 06, 2016