Blue Waffle

A Blue Waffle is a woman whose vagina has turned blue during child birth. After a woman has had a child it is used as a joke to describe her vaginal status.

She is a blue waffle. She has had a kid.

by J Squiggle July 27, 2010

blue waffle

When ya spank that ass and the next day there is bruses

Kelly could not sit the next day because of the blue waffle on each ass cheak from the night before.

by BobHadAbabbyItsAboy August 26, 2014

BLUE WAFFLE

Usually the meaning of someone who is a Red Waffle.

You are a Blue Waffle you moron.

by Blue Feelings October 12, 2017

Blue waffle

My mums vagina on paddy's day

Person 1: mate your mum has a blue waffle

Person 2: nah only on paddy's day

by Jermain22 March 19, 2018

Blue waffle

Look it up and you will find “waffles that are blue Barry” 🙂

Look up blue waffles

by SlayAngel November 29, 2019

Blue waffle

A google search term that has 2 meanings: actual waffles but with a blue color or a disease that cause blue sort of spots on a private part. It is also a term that was featured in videos titled: "Words that you shouldn't google".

So, I have searched the term "Blue waffle" and I regret my decision...

by Belle's Inactive Twitter December 6, 2019

blue waffle

a waffle that is simply blue colored

kid: did you make me some blue waffles?
mom: yes i did!

kid: yay

by appropriate definitions January 3, 2020