A condition affecting individuals in blue-collar jobs, characterized by an itchy or chapped sensation in the anal area after a bowel movement while working out in the field, often caused by physical exertion, prolonged movement on foot, or exposure to harsh bathroom conditions.
After eating $23 worth of Taco Bell and hauling epstein island documents all day, Bergman was cursed with a wild flare-up of blue collar butt, making him waddle like a penguin with a personal vendetta against his own shit shooter.
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My wife’s herpes have flared up so I had to choose between a lot lizard and a blue collar circumcision.
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The boobs of a woman who’s man is in a blue collar trade.
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