bolation

Filipino for meth pipe

I was pulled over & the cops took my kris & bolation

by miqui May 27, 2008

brokation

A vacation where you spent all of your money within the first few days and hardly any money left to support you for the rest. Only thing you can do is to relax in hotel, beach,etc and do nothing until holiday is over.

Or you only brought enough money for flight, food and hotel. Not enough for fun, shopping and other travels.

Guy 1: Cmon dude, we're going island hopping and also scuba diving then quad biking and all you can eat seafood for dinner
guy 2: Can't dude. I'm on brokation. Im staying right here

by Otacon23 July 20, 2010

Botatron

A botatron is a GOAT at all things, including at life.

Yo man this man is a botatron! I wanna be like him!!

by Lucifer69696969 July 11, 2022

blogathon

A competition between two friends on myspace. The two, three, twelve or more friends each write a blog and compeat to see who gets the most blog views, comments and kudos. The person with the most views, comments, kudos etc. wins the blogathon, thus having the best blog. People who participate in blogathons are usually sad, middle-aged men who live with their mothers and teenage girls trying to prove their popularity.

i always win the blogathons, i must be the most popular! no matter how many thime i comment my own blog, im still cooler than you!

by she doesnt look a thing like Jesus (which is a good thing, cause shes a girl. with a beard...) October 26, 2006

brobationary period

(n.) the time roughly between high school and college where women try to attract (bait) bros

Kevin: "So I hear Rachel has actually started dating people with unique personalities and control over their alcohol consumption."
Joe: "Yeah, her brobationary period ended this summer."

by fuckityow December 9, 2008

Brolationbroship

When some bros decide that it is time to up their brolationship to a brolationbroship. Its the next step in the progression from the original meeting of the bros, to facebook bros, to forming a broship, to brolationship, and eventually to the highest point of the bromance which is a BROLATIONBROSHIP. It is rare for two straight as arrow men to reach this point. It usually happens when the two bros have lived together for awhile in an apartment they bought when they first formed a brolationship, and are now ready for a real bro-commitment

Bro 1: Bro, do you remember before we brought this crazy awesome aparment how you told me you wanted a brolationship?
Bro 2: Yeah, bro?

Bro 1: Well now that we have lived together awhile, I want you to know that I think I'm ready for us to make a real commitment...
Bro 2: You mean?!
Bro 1: Yes, I want a brolationbroship

by broimpregnant November 16, 2010

Blowbation

The process of denying one a blowjob. It can be self imposed by the recipient or enacted by the giver.

My girlfriend gagged so bad while giving me head that I had to put her on Blobation.

My guy came home from the gym with such a sweaty stinky nutsack that I put him on Blowbation.

When my girl spit on my egyptian cotton 1000 thread count sheets, I put her on immedite Blowbation.

by Todd Pole November 21, 2011