Blockade

Non-specific, preemptive block, preventing a "wah" for the entire statement. (See definitions of block and wah)

Bob: "BLOCKADE. This hot dog is way too big! It almost got stuck in my throat like three times. I just can't swallow things this big anymore.:

Gary: "Nice Blockade, Bob."

by Israel Lombardozi February 3, 2003

Blocka

The other night my boy and I sniffed a bunch of blocka with some strippers at the rhino.

Damn, I'm out of blocka!

by DJPEEZY November 8, 2013

blocka

A person who is world renowned and widely respected in the modified car and bike scene as well as online forums.

That bloke Blocka, he is a champ

by Punisher304 August 4, 2008

Cock Blockade

When a group of people (usually friends) gang up on you and "block" you from having sex with a woman. It is different than cock block in the fact that it involves multiple people.

(Open door with girlfriend to find all my friends)

Me: Dammit! It's a cock blockade!

by Caseyds620 December 16, 2010

Blockey2Hockey

Idiot prepubescent wanking loser who needs to get a life.

by Daniel Edler February 4, 2003

blocky

leet n00blet

by Anonymous January 28, 2003

blocka

Nonsense word used when mimicking someone of a different, non-English speaking nationality, usually Arabs.

''I asked the cab driver for my change and he gave me an odd look and was all ''Blocka blocka blocka''.

by murph May 13, 2005