blastoscopy

A surgical procedure where a man ejaculates onto his partners face from a distance greater than 3 feet.

The only way to get rid of that boil on your face is a blastoscopy from yours truly.

by ballaster417 April 22, 2018

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Blastoriaphastosis

A slow-moving and deadly disease found in mammals that causes the skin to fall off the body in pieces, not unlike a melting candle.

"Don't search up Blastoriaphastosis, it's horrible!"

by BEEEBEEEBEEE July 12, 2021

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Blastisimo

Playing extremely loud but controlled. Made by Barclavian Flowers in the Paul W. Bryant Band room.

Hey son why are you playing so loud it sounds like blastisimo. I told you Staccato!

by TheCabinet June 17, 2023

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Sometimes used synonymously with #fartographer, a blasticist refers more specifically to a scholar of ancient farts. Among the most decorated blasticists of the late Victorian age was Ismael Afart. In addition to his published works on classical blasting, including his most famous, “Blasting Off in Ancient Persia,” he also left behind several volumes of erotic poetry in Arabic, which celebrated the beauty of the anus.

I went to Yale in the hopes of becoming a celebrated blasticist.

by trilliam turdsworth December 12, 2023

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