cum blasted lobster loads

Cr1tikal’s way of jizzing into the females he seduces.

“You hear me ladies? Cum blasted lobster loads.”

by Slappdat January 7, 2018

Finger Blasted

The swift action of multiple fingers penetrating the vagina.

Andrea went to Boston to get finger blasted.

by Bloop 1969 August 10, 2019

blasted

Killed(1), Have Killed(2), or have been Killed(3)

(1) Shit Yo I Blasted That Coppa Yo! (2) Don't Worry Yo, I Blasted Him Last Week. (3) Yo He Got Blasted In Last Weeks Driveby Yo!

by Sowhatman973 January 27, 2003

blasted

Blasted is something you say instead of bloody when you don't want to swear, you can say, darn, blooming, flaming aswell.

What did I put the blasted remote control.

by sssssp. March 23, 2008

blasted

To be highly intoxicated under the influence of marijuana.

"Nigga i gots da bomb shit."
"Aight den, lez get blasted."

by ry[guy]ry September 21, 2006

blasted

1. Being put down in a most vicious yet amusing manner, leading to "ground please swallow-me-up-and-let-me-die" embarrassment.
2. Getting cussed big-time

"You got blasted, man!"

by L. Awknad March 10, 2005

crunk blasted

To get stomp'd the fuck out.

"Yo this nigga Fat Joe did a piece over Smash WGF."
"Word? I woulda crunk blasted his punk ass."
"Don't Front."

by Migreg September 29, 2004