Weed bladder

When you smoke too much and subsequently have to urinate frequently. Not to be confused with an over-active bladder, this only occurs when high.

"I have to piss again!"

"Man you smoked too much you have a weed bladder"

by Your Great Aunt Lily March 8, 2009

bladder bugs

bladder bugs are flees on a cats bladder.
most of the time when your cat has a big bladder
which a bladder is a stomach just in tha lower area.
you can fined bladder bugs flees on a white bladder lower stomach area

omg my cat has bad bladder bugs

wow jeff your cat has bladder bugs

by bladder June 25, 2008

bladder buster

This is a party usually on spring break, where free beer flows till someone goes piss. Then that person sucks and everyone dumps there beer on the loser. Senior Frogs started it all!!!!!

Eddie took a piss at the bladder buster so i had to start paying for beer what an ass hole.

by Amy D January 24, 2007

bladder brain

The inability to concentrate on the simplest of tasks, because you're about to piss yourself.

Especially troublesome in career fields where intense concentration is required and you're stuck, literally, with "nowhere to go". Some such careers are pilot, surgeon, paramedic, and speed shooting competitor.

While driving to an emergency:

Paramedic 1: "Hey man, I gotta take a piss real quick before we get to this call." (Jumps in the back)
Paramedic 2 (Driver): "What the..."

Paramedic 1: "Yeah man, didn't want to show up to a CPR with bladder brain!"

by GrabTheGoBag November 11, 2019

Bladder triggered

when you have to pee, so everything triggers you

Sorry I was so rude in 4th period I was bladder triggered

by dabdaddy1995 April 27, 2017

jizz bladder

That hairy sack that hangs below a males penis. Also known as a scrotum sack, ball bag, nut sack, berries, eggs, jewels, taint fender, bits and pieces, frumunda factory, smegma shop, chin warmers.

Dude I’ve been on one helluva dry spell lately. I totally need to drain my Jizz Bladder.

by Grand Theft Vato September 22, 2023

Bladder Delay

When you're standing over the urinal and have to piss bad but nothing comes out at first.
*Seems to occur only at high profile places

I hate going piss at Phillies games, cause I always get a bad case of bladder delay and the douches behind me get all butthurt about it

by adamnman October 12, 2011