I am terrified of alcohol, and I already gots a nice warm fuzzy chest dat da girls all love to savoringly run their hands over and rest their heads against, so I don't feel da need to have anything to do wif no furmented beverages.
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If Tevya and his fellow Orthodox Jews were so restricted and reserved by their "traditions", why were they still free to wildly whoop it up and swig gallons of Hebrewed beverage in the taverns anytime they wanted? Seems kinda like a convoluted double-standard to me.
by QuacksO April 10, 2019
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For the most dauntless and daring of souls, I shall deploy the recipe for this u̶n̶holy cocktail of cocktails:
First, thou shalt combine strawberry jam with barbecue sauce, and this beverage shall be called Strabeque.
Then thou shalt combine milk and Pepsi in a likewise manner to create Pilk, and thou shalt do the same with Sprite and Nyquil to form Lean. And ramen shall likewise be added to gasoline to concoct Gamen.
Then shall the Strabeque and Pilk be combined to be as one, and it shall be called Strabequpilk, as the Nyquil and the Lean shall be mixed together to form Leagamen.
And finallyl thou shalt combine Strabequpilk with Leagamen to concoct the prized Beverage of the Gods.
For the most dauntless and daring of souls, I shall deploy the recipe for this u̶n̶holy cocktail of cocktails:
First, thou shalt combine strawberry jam with barbecue sauce, and this beverage shall be called Strabeque.
Then thou shalt combine milk and Pepsi in a likewise manner to create Pilk, and thou shalt do the same with Sprite and Nyquil to form Lean. And ramen shall likewise be added to gasoline to concoct Gamen.
Then shall the Strabeque and Pilk be combined to be as one, and it shall be called Strabequpilk, as the Nyquil and the Lean shall be mixed together to form Leagamen.
And finallyl thou shalt combine Strabequpilk with Leagamen to concoct the prized Beverage of the Gods.
Everyone on YouTube is far too cowardly to try the true Beverage of the Gods. They all omit the gasoline or replace it with another fluid.
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Products
Old-School Soda
Black Cherry,Grape,Lemon-Up,OrangePineapple,Tropical Punch,Vanilla Cream, ginger ale , pink ginger ale
Clear & Sparklingedit
Summer Peach,Tropical Orange,Key Lime,Strawberry Kiwi,Wild Cherry,Black Cherry,Raspberry Duet,Concord Grape
Frannie's Sparkling Loveedit
Black Cherry Noire,Blood Orange Bliss,Pink Pomelo Paloma,Luscious Lemony Lemonade,Irish Ginger Ale,Very Vanilla Creme,Cold Coco Latte
Sparkling Wateredit
Simply Citrus,Wild BerryRaspberry, LimeLemon ,Lime,Mandarin Orange,Cherry Vanilla,Original
Adirondack Beverages is one of the few soda pop companies that sell 3 liters of soda .... and in both nys and the mid-west people say pop... not cola or soda !
by Blu_leef January 4, 2025
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by 367squadron April 29, 2011
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Sorry, sir, but we have overbooked the flight and you're going to have to spend the night in the terminal. Now get out of your seat or we're going to punch you in the face and give you the Beverage Cart!
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A gentleman with his hands shaking quite extremely is walking down the street.
"Damn that guy's got a bad case of the Beverage Shakes!"
"Damn that guy's got a bad case of the Beverage Shakes!"
by Gerald-Dean January 13, 2010
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