A best friend is a person who lets you call them a cluck and doesn’t get mad. They take your hoodies and never give them back. They keep you company at track practice and at the mall whenever they need help deciding on what clothing to get. They only hug you on special occasions, but when they do they’re good hugs. But most importantly, a best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when they annoy you and get you upset. Happy Birthday best friend!
by Cacacire February 28, 2018
Someone who you hate in every way possible who somehow found a way into your life. You started hanging out for a while, realized you had a lot in common, and then eventually started to love just a LITTLE bit more than you hated them so now you hang out when you look like Dookey, you can fart around, you can COMFORTABLY take a shit in their house and not get new toilet paper. You are also probably friends with their siblings now too even if they are 3 and you are 37.
Ugh. I gotta go to my best friends house in an hour. Prolly just gonna watch tik tok the whole time in awkward silence but still have fun somehow.
by theChickenButt March 23, 2022
Someone you can go to for anything. Anything in the whole entire world, and they’ll listen and still love you. Doesn’t matter what gender. These people are the most important people in the world.
by bish12345 November 03, 2019
A person that will do anything and everything to make you happy... Even if it means putting on pink sunglasses and looking like an idiot just to make you laugh. Sometimes you might have an issue, but you always end up with each other again!
Girl 1: who's that dumby, that needs a haircut, sitting over there with a bunch of weirdos?
Me: that's my Best Friend!❤️
Me: that's my Best Friend!❤️
by Real_one_4_life! March 16, 2020
"You waste of oxygen, get your fat ass off the couch. I'll be at your house in 5."
"I was trying to take a nap. I hope you trip and die on the way in the door."
"Gee, so glad to have you for a best friend."
"I was trying to take a nap. I hope you trip and die on the way in the door."
"Gee, so glad to have you for a best friend."
by Hesebe July 25, 2016
Instead of keeping your friends from making stupid decisions, you film them as fuck up their whole lives
by S-l-u-t March 14, 2019
Someone you trust completely.
Someone you pee your pants laughing with.
Someone you can look ugly around.
Someone who praises your burps.
Someone who can take you're stuff without asking.
Someone you find at your house before your home.
Someone your mother trusts.
Someone that pisses you off like no other.
Someone you love anyway.
Someone who helps by just being there.
Someone that can put you back together.
Someone who knows things about you that you don't even know.
Someone who you know will still be there after a fight.
Someone who completes you.
Someone that picks up on the second ring.
Someone you have planned your future with.
Someone that just knows.
Someone you pee your pants laughing with.
Someone you can look ugly around.
Someone who praises your burps.
Someone who can take you're stuff without asking.
Someone you find at your house before your home.
Someone your mother trusts.
Someone that pisses you off like no other.
Someone you love anyway.
Someone who helps by just being there.
Someone that can put you back together.
Someone who knows things about you that you don't even know.
Someone who you know will still be there after a fight.
Someone who completes you.
Someone that picks up on the second ring.
Someone you have planned your future with.
Someone that just knows.
by Caramel Yum January 15, 2016