bellendish

1) of the bellend

or

2) Something that is so ruling, that nobody can even f*ing believe how ruling this thing can be.

I just got a serious double full lookback. I think that chick wants to get bellendish.

by Dental January 9, 2004

bellendqueen

fit bird who loves cock

me bitch "sapnin bellendqueen girl"

by timmyturtlesayle June 30, 2009

bellendoscope

a device used for measuring the inate bellendedness of a person. (particularly male). see bellend

Doctor, bring me the bellendoscope

by guido January 23, 2004

bellend

the end of your penis and can also be used as an insult

girlfriend and boyfriend having sex:
gf:"you've got a weird shaped bellend!"
bf:"shut up you bellend, go do it with someone else then!! Someone with a better bellend!!"
gf:"fine i will!"

...

and the bellend is put in boxers!!

by RachJessSunny February 15, 2009

bellend

(1) Slang name for the head, or bulbous tip of the penis.
(2) Nickname given to my girlfriends total twat of a husband.

"Honey that fucking mardarse bellend has threw another sickie and not gone to work, I won't be able to get to yours today.

"Just tell him you're off to see me because I am better in bed than he ever could be, I don't need a vacuum pump to get it up. I mean it's not as though he doesn't know is it. He found the christmas card off me 12 months ago and is still too much of a shithouse to deal with this situation"

by fasc December 13, 2008

bellendish

1) Like a bellend, see bellend
2) Very good.

This club is like Mr. Kipling, exceedingly bellendish.

by r-neg October 29, 2003

cheesey bellend

A cheesey bellend is an everyday house hold item. It is often enjoyed as a warm snack for replenishing salts and proteins. Cheesey bellends are available at most retail outlets upon request for example asda or tesco.

Mmmmmm this cheesey bellend is real salty today, good job I worked out before eating this cheesey bellend so I get use of the protein.

by roger the rogerer July 31, 2011