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Beefcaking 

1. v. Pumping iron until the vein in your forehead throbs like a fire alarm

2. v. ridiculous posing in the 'beefcake bar' in the gym whilst not actually doing any exercise. See also - flexing, poncing, homoerotic posturing.
"Did you see Bertie beefcaking all evening by the bench the other day?"
Beefcaking by Bor15 Beefcake October 2, 2009

beefkake 

Noun: To consume an inhuman amount of beef at a Japanese BBQ. Amalgamation of the word beef + the Japanese root word "kake", meaning to do something excessively or take something in great amounts.
Damn I'm full. That was one wild beefkake session. Now where are my shoes?

Quitting Time, whose up for a night of beefkake?

A: That new girlfriend of yours sure has an appetite.
B: Yeah, she sure likes a good beefkake now and again.

His face covered in grease, he belched loudly and declared that it had been the best bit of beefkake he'd ever partaken in.
beefkake by Fan Laoshi September 9, 2012

Death Beepcakes 

A loveley gravely cake
Death Beepcakes
Death Beepcakes by AddieG October 21, 2012

Alaskan Beef Cake 

A girl takes a poop and heats it up in the microwave. Then the guy eats it and pukes it up in her cunt.
"dude. Me and Phyllis had some kinky sex last night"
"broo. did you pull off the Alaskan Beef Cake?"
"HELL NO"
Alaskan Beef Cake by DatPlowKing September 5, 2011
What a person becomes after trying weight gain 4000
Eric used weight gain 4000 and is now a beef cake
beef cake by Demonwalrus93 December 31, 2007

Strawberry beefcaked 

When a girl has been screwed in the butt so many times by a juiced up guy that her butthole looks like a busted straweberry.
That girl got strawberry beefcaked by jacked up dude from the gym