Beefcaking

1. v. Pumping iron until the vein in your forehead throbs like a fire alarm

2. v. ridiculous posing in the 'beefcake bar' in the gym whilst not actually doing any exercise. See also - flexing, poncing, homoerotic posturing.

"Did you see Bertie beefcaking all evening by the bench the other day?"

by Bor15 Beefcake October 2, 2009

beefkake

Noun: To consume an inhuman amount of beef at a Japanese BBQ. Amalgamation of the word beef + the Japanese root word "kake", meaning to do something excessively or take something in great amounts.

Damn I'm full. That was one wild beefkake session. Now where are my shoes?

Quitting Time, whose up for a night of beefkake?

A: That new girlfriend of yours sure has an appetite.
B: Yeah, she sure likes a good beefkake now and again.

His face covered in grease, he belched loudly and declared that it had been the best bit of beefkake he'd ever partaken in.

by Fan Laoshi September 9, 2012

Death Beepcakes

A loveley gravely cake

Death Beepcakes

by AddieG October 21, 2012

Alaskan Beef Cake

A girl takes a poop and heats it up in the microwave. Then the guy eats it and pukes it up in her cunt.

"dude. Me and Phyllis had some kinky sex last night"
"broo. did you pull off the Alaskan Beef Cake?"
"HELL NO"

by DatPlowKing September 5, 2011

beef cake

What a person becomes after trying weight gain 4000

Eric used weight gain 4000 and is now a beef cake

by Demonwalrus93 December 31, 2007

Strawberry beefcaked

When a girl has been screwed in the butt so many times by a juiced up guy that her butthole looks like a busted straweberry.

That girl got strawberry beefcaked by jacked up dude from the gym

by Strawberry beefcake June 30, 2017

beefcase

Slang term used to describe a high mileage, less than desirable vagina.

"Excuse me, madam. Despite our meeting showing initial promise, your beefcase has left me incapable of continuing. I take my leave. Good evening."

by Divisionbear August 26, 2009