beat around the meat

The shit you've been laughing about the rest of the school day after your friend said it

Friend: so this one is 4.5 long right?
You: just make it five and have it done who gives a fuck
Friend: lets not beat around the meat dude just get the measurements right
You: HAHAHA ha ha funny... beat around the meat

Friend: CAN YOU GET THE FUCKING MEASUREMENTS???

by 4skinLiquor May 26, 2019

Beat meat repeat paradox

When you're bored you beat your meat. This feels really good, but the more often you do it, the less satisfaction you get from it.

Dude I'm stuck in the coomer beat meat repeat paradox because of quarantine and my lack of skills with women.

by please enter your username February 16, 2021

beat up lunch meat

an overly used vagina

i heard she's been around" "yeah, she's got beat up lunch meat

by Bnasty16 November 24, 2010

i beat my daddy's meat

When a girl beats her boyfriend/husbands dick so he cums

I beat my daddy's meat last night mmmm his di*k so big 😍

by JK_love😍 June 18, 2017

National Beat Your Homies Meat Day

Beat your homies meat no matter what, u can say no homo but its not that exciting u dumb cunt.

National Beat Your Homies Meat Day Lemme beat yo damn meat HoMiE

by Fallen_Chubbx November 1, 2019

Beat it before you Meat it

Before you go out to meet a girl, 'bate so you'll last longer when you bang her later.

dude 1: Dude I'm gonna meet up with Arielle at that party later
dude 2: Aww shit dude you better beat it before you meat it
dude 1: haha aight bro

by chillchillchill February 25, 2011

Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.

Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

by eda-skip November 24, 2021