Beaker

Highly processed food, ie junk food, with a lot of artificial color and flavor. Beaker referring to the container in which the flavors and colors were created.

I've got the munchies, let's go get some beaker.

by 5Vegas March 22, 2010

Beaker

The sex move, practiced in some adventurous circles, of a man ejaculating into a woman's nasal cavity, often accompanied by a slight thrusting motion. Burning, runny nose may be an effect. Reduces rate of pregnancy, but not STD. Not to be confused with the more typical "facial".

"I wasn't really into that cholo, so I just let him beaker me instead of of blowing him"

"I was just down at the 7-11 and three cholos beaked this bitch in the back of a lowrider."

by pete miniutti December 31, 2007

Beasters

disgusting marijuana (by deffinition only), meant for the chaunciest of the chauncey weed smokers, canada's way of trying to screw the US for being so sweet while they are chaunces WE ONLY SMOKE CHRONIC BITCH

Wow, these beasters suck worse than chicks that you'd only let bob but then suck at it, by the way, isn't Lo-Har is a huge chaunce

by ATL August 30, 2005

beaker squeaker

A lonely lame boy that tries to have sex with a beaker just so he can say he got some to keep the jocks from calling him gay.

Tim Gay is a beaker squeaker; he sticks his ding dong in beakers and drinks his spadge when he's done. Maybe he is really gay...

by RatchetBoo April 15, 2003

kiddy beaster

A amn/women who likes kids in a sexual manner

I fuckin hate kiddy beasters

by D J October 29, 2003

Beaker

A person who makes sorry attempts at befriending co-workers. Annoying, nerdy, foreign and disgusting to look at. Makes up stories to make themselves seem "normal".

"That girl with the hideous poisonous scab juice tattoo is a real Beaker!"

by Dontsitnearmebeaker May 23, 2005

beasterville

everybody that eats ass chills

bill your in ass eater go chill in beasterville

by walabee May 14, 2009