Joshua Beacham (Sitcoms Be Like)

A man who REALLY likes other homosapiens of the same gender

"Oh no its Joshua Beacham (Sitcoms Be Like), he's gonna hit on me again!"

by LeGuyWithLeCheeseBurger January 20, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I Be Like YOu Are Trying TO Miss Me<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Be Like YOu Are Trying TO Miss Me<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Be Like YOu Are Trying TO Miss Me<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 2, 2025

I don't have to be like the rest of you

Nah.

Hym "I don't have to be like the rest of you. There is nothing about you that I should have to emulate and your inability to THAT without me isn't insignificant. You having to do it does not need to translate to me not getting the remedy I tried to give to other people. And the substantive parts are worth more than anything you will ever do. It MATTERS that I did this. It MATTERS that you tried to do this to spite me and then I turned out to be right. And not you are trying to make MY success not matter so you can pretend YOUR fuck us doesn't. This isn't ME having psychological problems. It YOU. If you want your fucking lives to matter so much why are you jumping in front of the trolly? Stop trying to prove me wrong about everything I've ever said. I don't care. I'm never going to care. You need to confirm that I was correct about the thing that I actually care about and you need to pay for the work that you used. I'm not lifting a finger, Jordan. I don't need to effort. You can just be a reasonable person. Do what I'm saying the way that I want you to do it. And stop trying to make this a thing. And that's why they are so eager to murder your kids and families. Because you can't just 'not do THIS.' This isn't ever going to be a win for you but it has already killed your kids. At LEAST 2 times. I don't need to come around to you way of thinking. And the only thing you have proven is that you can't parse my way of thinking well enough to assert that you're doing it yourself."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

Rango's Neck Be Lookin' Like Ur Momma's

An insult; To say one's mother's neck is bent or crooked like Rango the lizard's; to Claim that one's mother's neck has been yeeted in such a way that it is now misshapen. ; yeeting someone's neck to the point of exhaustion in which the aftermath resorts to a bent crooked neck, such as Rango's.

; He claimed that Rango's Neck be lookin' Like ur Momma's.
; Rango's Neck be lookin' like ur Momma's, I stated.

by The One who has Youghted December 7, 2018

them red flags be looking like six flags

Describes the phenomenon of confusing warnings signs with those of excitement; infatuation exceeds self-preservation.

Them red flags be lookin’ like Six Flags when you see his lack of employment for the past 6 years as him being “on an extended vacation.”

He has children by more women than insert rapper name, but she’s convinced she’ll be the last. Them red flags be looking like six flags when you 🥰.

by O’MyGemini January 23, 2021

Coop be looking like its pouting

Sad face.

Hey your coop be looking like its pouting!

by Gillyweed June 1, 2011

it be's like that sometimes

(adv.): phrase describing the state of things, usually said after someone comments on something you have done that they did not agree with or understand

Friend: Hey Classique...I think I saw you at the bar last night...don't you have an exam today?

Classique: Look...girl...it be's like that sometimes. We studied for 10 days straight. I had to go take care of that!
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Classique: Hey baby...what you want for dinner?

Boyfriend: Well, I mean...you know what I like. Cornbread and collard greens...and some neckbones...girl...some sweet potato pie...and some Kool-Aid...you know I love you baby, right??

Classique: DAMN! Why you actin like you've never had dinner before?

Boyfriend: Girl...cuz i'm hungry. It be's like that sometimes! (smiles)

by msclassique January 12, 2011