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Breaking the Bed

When two people f*ck so hard on a bed, the bed breaks.
Shaniqua: man, Tyrone broke my bed last night
Tykesha: Damnnnnnnn
Tykesha: breaking the bed is the best thing ever
by Arrrrreeesu October 17, 2019
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Breeding

When a male and female have sex without a condom so the male can creampie her. Usually it's done as a fetish and the woman is on birth control.
They were breeding all night
by test_bug December 8, 2019
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breeding party

A specific type of sex party, common among 20- and 30-something year olds, which is attended by an inordinately high ratio of males to females and is thrown for the sole purpose of getting the female attendees pregnant.
At first I thought this was just another weenie roast and sausage fest, but from the amount of raw doggin' I see, and the look in those bitches' eyes, this MUST be a damn breeding party.
by Dick Init April 3, 2007
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breaking benjamin

Best fuckin band gracing the face of the fucking earth. How anyone can not like them is beyond comprehension if ya ask me.
Get saturate and we are not alone.
Just a few of their good songs:
Water
Shallow bay (best fucking song ever)
Home (a song about the wizard of oz that kicks ass alot)
Phase
Sooner or later
Away
Firefly
So cold
Blow me away
Breaking Benjamin kicks much ass.
by Adrian September 24, 2005
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Breaking Benjamin

A hard rock/metal band hailing from Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvannia. This band was originally called Plan 9 until a personal experience came. Ben Burnley the lead singer broke a microphone that he borrowed, the owner came on and said"thanks to benjamin for breaking my fucking mic". This band has influences such as Tool and Nirvana. They are a great band very unique sound. They have two albums out, Saturate and We Are Not Alone, a third entitled Phobia is set to come out August 8th.
man: Have you heard breaking benjamin, they rock!!
Breaking benjamin critic: Yea they are pretty good
man: And i thought u were a critic, that must mean they are very good
by chity chity bang bang September 4, 2008
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you're breaking my balls

Similar to the phrase 'my balls', it is the longer, more informative version for those idiots who haven't ever heard the phrase.
Used many times by Eric Cartman in the show South Park
John - Here I have a new, mint condition guitar.

Rob - Oh! I'll pay $120.

John - $120? You're breaking my balls, man.
by MrUmbop October 29, 2007
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Breaking Dawn

The final installment in the twilight saga that crushed the souls of thousands and thousands of crazed teenaged girls with it's horrible and slightly perverted themes.

SPOILERIFIC SUMMARY:

- Bella, the human, and Edward, the vampire, get married.

- Then they have rough sex that leaves her bruised and battered. (Also, he bites a pillow and covers her with feathers.)

- Then she gets totally pregnant with some kind of demon death baby who grows at a superhuman rate, can read thoughts in the womb, drinks blood in utero, and breaks Bella's ribs, pelvis, and spine from the inside.

- Some werewolf stuff happens and Jacob (20 year old werewolf) falls in love with the tiny demon death baby which sparked many confused and slightly disturbed comments and thoughts in readers around the country.

- The baby is delivered via Cesarean section, which is a polite way of saying that other characters rip Bella's stomach open with their teeth. ("Seriously, they cannot make this into a movie. I cannot imagine for one second how they could make this into a movie appropriate for teenage girls and keep this part in it.")

- Bella becomes a vampire and develops superpowers and has sex with Edward a lot of times.

- Everybody lives happily forever after.

The book does however leave one major unanswered question: What's it like doing it with the undead? "Was it like fucking a popsicle?" Alas, we'll never know.

The book was met with an awful response from the fans and motions to return every copy have been put in place.
After I read Breaking Dawn, I returned it. It was awful and slightly messed up.
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