The Baxter Meatstick Incident of 2019

The blending of cheap gas station meatsticks and tequila in ones stomach while blackout-drunk. The amalgamation of which is immediate cause of "sleep-puking".

Hank:" I just finished that whole bag of meatsticks, lets get some sleep."
Me, in the middle of the night: "You alright bud?"
Hank: *Puking in his sleep* "'Merica"
Me: I dont think Ill ever get over The Baxter Meatstick Incident of 2019.

by turbovolvo August 12, 2021

double baxtered

When a state champ and his future state champ crush you at the same time ( any sport , same result)

Eric And son double Baxtered MH in the leg and face

by Russthebus August 29, 2021

A Picky Baxter

Someone who is always picky, name may or may not be Baxter … it almost always should be because that person is a picky Baxter

Baxter: I really like Liam Neeson but I wish he wouldn’t piss himself all the time

Liam Neeson: Hey, Don’t be a picky Baxter!

by Gibbon_Lips December 23, 2024

Flynn Baxter

This guys oves to eat ass its all he does as soon as he sees it

your such a Flynn Baxter

by Flynnnn March 18, 2025

Baxter

a dog that gets brutally murdered while in hospital for a brain tumor then getting shot hundreds of times and hit by a speeding car or train or both.

RIP little baxter fly high

by Flynnnn March 18, 2025

Jessica baxter

Usually plays volleyball and has a rugby boyfriend who’s ego is big but a lovely person. Usually has an amazing best friend and these two will conquer the world together! Jessica truly is smart even though she doesn’t know it and her athletic bod is truly sexy

Wow have you seen Jessica Baxter, shes fineeee

by Yhhhhhhhhhhhbaby November 23, 2021

Antony Baxter

The BEST biology teacher ever

“Wow, Antony Baxter is so cool, he did an Ollie on his skateboard in class!!”

by SHEEEAAAWN May 24, 2023