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battleshipped

(adj.) Completely and totally drunk. As in, sunk like a battleship.
"You don't even wanna know who I woke up next to, I was completely battleshipped last night.
by Nurmo January 3, 2008
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Battleships

Battleships is where you shit in your own hand and throw it over the stall wall, hoping to hit someone, aka "sinking their ship"
1: why are you covered in shit?
2: i just lost a game of battleships
by Pig Gobbler October 24, 2023
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Battleships

Battleships is a fun interactive group game, where you battle friends and foe in a hard war. In battleships you sit with your legs apart and connect your foot with another person or a group of people. Then the game begins... you must ejaculate on another person but you cannot move so if you ejaculate on yourself or be ejaculated on your out! Last man standing wins.
Yo, dude, I played battleships with jimmy and bill yesterday. Of course jimmy won he is the best.
by Jaffa550 January 3, 2020
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Playing Battleship

When a man is with a lady and just before climax, the man turns off the light, spins around three times, and tries to make into the ladies mouth.
I was playing Battleship with my chick last night, and I totally sunk it!
by RichPurpleDucky November 21, 2020
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How far off is the battleship?

A reference to the board game "Battleship", later digitized, when someone asks a question, or shooting a missile, and missing by "a bit".
J: "Is it less than 5?"

K: "Yeah, we'll say less than 5."

J: "dafuq Well how far off is the battleship?"
by spyhunter223 November 7, 2012
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battleship dilemma

The problem of seeing what the other player is doing while playing a video game.
"You're going to run on this play, so I'm going to blitz."
"Crikey what a battleship dilemma!"
by BlueTempest1986 January 16, 2017
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California Battleship

A woman is floating naked in a pool with her eyes closed. Her man (also naked) goes inside the house and shoves a firework up his ass. He then lites it and runs back to the pool. He sneaks in the pool and lays flat and still. He takes a massive shit in the pool. As the turd exits his asshole, the firework propels the turd under the water straight at the woman, hopefully hitting a hole of his choice. Upon arrival, the man’s torpedo explodes in her, giving her an unforgettable orgasm.
Hey Baxter, can you place another order of mortars for me, I am getting low from my bitches getting so many California Battleships lately.
by Firebird6969 August 14, 2024
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