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Batteried

When your battery is removed from any electronical device such as a cell phone, calculator, car, MP3 player, etc.
Must be followed by the phrase you just got batteried
"Why isn't my phone turning on"
"Boom you got batteried"
by Charizards November 1, 2011
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The German Battering Ram

When a male or female inserts their fist in the partners stinkhole with a mighty thrust!
"You better watch out because i will suprise you with the German Battering Ram!"
by The Fister October 4, 2004
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Clue Battery

The act of attacking a stupid person (usually with a clue bat, clue-by-four, or LART) in hopes of beating a clue into them. Similar to 'assault and battery' but with the hopes of making the victim less stupid.
Luser: "I cant find the 'any' key!"
Tech: "You are about to be a victim of Clue Battery."
Luser: "Huh?"
Tech: <grabs clue-by-four and leaps over store counter> *WHACK*
by Darcin March 17, 2007
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b batteries

During the period of the pre-transistor era, (45's-60's), portable vacuum tube radio receivers were produced requiring the use of 2 or 3 separate batteries. One of these batteries, the "a" battery, powered the filaments of the radio tubes. The other, called the "b" battery, powered the anode (plate) and cathode circuitry.
The radio doesn't play because the a batteries are dead but the b batteries are fully charged.
by WesternPALcS November 16, 2007
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Battery Test

The act of lightly touching the tounge to the butthole. The reaction of the person receiving the act determines whether or not theres a positive charge. If the person jumps its a positive charge, if they have no reaction its a dead battery.
"I would like to giver her a battery test"
by Aldo Raine March 27, 2010
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Battery Mates

1)What a pitcher and his catcher are referred to in baseball.

2)Two people who are dating or married, who argue a lot and always turn to physical violence toward each other as the arguments escalate.
1)Mark Buehrle and AJ Pierzynski have been battery mates since 2005.

2)Jim and Paula were both arrested after a neighbor heard them fighting and screaming and called the police. Both were charged with domestic violence against each other.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
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battery

the first song on metallica's album master of puppets, coming in at 5:12 long. has easily one of the greatest intros of any metallica song, featuring a blistering edge unique in metallica's repertoire. has blistering riffs and an amazing solo courtesy of mr. kirk hammett.
Smashing through the boundaries, lunacy has found me
Cannot stop the battery
Pounding out aggression turns into obsession
Cannot kill the battery
Cannot kill the family, battery is found in me
by bradenL. March 22, 2007
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