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Lane Bailey

A music nerd who knows literally everything there is to know about music especially classical music.
Person 1: Is that the cool kid?
Jacob: No that’s just Lane Bailey.
by Mr. CAMeleon March 1, 2022
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Ponce of the Old Bailey

A derogatory term for an idiot. A modern translation would be, "Faggot of an old English court house". Made popular by the short comedy film, "The Duel at Blood Creek".
"This libelous gagger sullied my good name in the Times!"
"I only called you the "Ponce of the Old Bailey." I thought it rather amusing."
"It was not, sir. It was an insult, sir."
by Marskelletor December 21, 2013
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Dirty Bailey

A hard beverage made with Coffee, Alcohol, and drunk sex cum.
Bartender I’ll have take Dirty Bailey today!
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Bailey

Bailey, the shyest girl that you will ever see, but if you do see Bailey. You should make an effort to talk to her, because once you know her, you will immediately start liking her. She will not open up to you until you talk to her. She has a cute laugh that no girl can replace. Her smile is amazing and it cannot be replaced with anything. When she walks in the room, people that know her immediately become happy because they see her. Definitely a keeper.
Look. There’s Bailey.
by ThatOneGuyThatEats March 29, 2019
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John Barleycorn

A little lepreauchan that sneaks into your room after you have a night of heavy drinking. He puts one foot on your chin and one foot on your nose and takes a wee crap in your mouth. Then cracks you in the head with his cane. This explains the bad taste in your mouth and headache when you wake up.
"Dude, you look like shit." "Yeah man, I got a visit from John Barleycorn last night."
by S.Alexander October 29, 2008
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Bailey

Bailey is the quiet girl that sits in the back of the classroom. She is beautiful and you could watch her for hours. She doesn't think she is beautiful or loved. She has few friends and 1 friend who is opposite to her and they are besties. She steals everyone's heart with her adorable laugh and her cheeky little smile. Naturally she has brown hair but is obsessed with it bright red being her favorite. She is considered EMO or scene but don't care. She likes few bands but is OBSESSED with a certain one and knows everything about their music and their personal lives. She spends too much time on the internet, mainly YouTube. She loves to sing and has an angelic voice but she doesn't believe is worth anything. She is happy and loves school, but she is sad a lot and when you ask her what is wrong she says "I'm fine" which worries you. You would love to be with her but am not sure how to ask. She is beautiful in every way possible. She thinks that she is worth less than nothing. But, she is super unique and special. Keep her safe.
(She also loves all memes)
Person 1: Have you seen the new girl Bailey
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: She is so perfect
*Bailey walks past*
Bailey: no I am not stop saying that
by Twentyonephantrash October 2, 2017
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batey

meaning both kinky and slightly dirty, the first use of this word I encountered was in the "Tank Girl 2" graphic novel.
"- Oh Booga you dumb shit, can't you feel that immense rush of sexual healing?..

- Oooh?! Yes that is rather batey! Oooooh? AAH!..."
by k3ik0 February 24, 2005
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