Andy Barber

He is the more HOT lawyer in the world.

A man so handsome and alluring he can turn straight men to gay and lesbians to straight just by looking at him.

Ryan: “I want you to make me yours Andy Barber !"

Max: “But you’re straight!”

Ryan: “now i'm gay.”

by Max+1 May 11, 2020

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Tooth Barber

A Canadian phrase for the dentist.

Guy 1:"I just knocked one of my teeth out playing ice hockey!"
Guy 2: "Oh, just go to the tooth barber!"
Guy 1: "Why didn't I think of that?

by Anuglyman January 10, 2022

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Lance barber

a nickname my friend has that pisses him off

ray: did you see lance yet?
ben: no

lance barber: KYS

by baaen October 22, 2023

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barber fornication

going to a barber thats not ur barber. similar to cheating on ur barber, but more severe

accused: i havent missed a cut in 8 years! i didnt cheat!
accuser: guilty of barber fornication. 40 lashes!

by broski of broskis October 8, 2019

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canyon barber

a sexy mother fucker with a nice giant dick and is great at every sexual activity. You shouldn't mess with canyon barber he'll fuck you up if you make him angry.

I Fucked canyon barber last night and it was so great, but the next day I fucked another guy and canyon barber beat the shit out of him. I LOVE CANYON SO MUCH!

by Emmie Wright May 17, 2016

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