soup sandwitch

imagine your faviort soup between two slices of bread.A military term describing a solider or cadet that is sloppy and all fucked up.

cadet: (reports for inspection with his shirt untucked)
superiour: wtf is wrong with you cadet your a fucking soup sandwitch

by snafu19082 June 27, 2009

barditch

side of the road in west texas

texan #1: dude i need another beer and i gotta piss
texan girl: me too!
texan #2: alright! girls on one side of the barditch and boys on the other

by dustidarlene August 7, 2009

Schenectady sandwitch

originated in schenetady ny, it is when you nut in a slice of bread with butter on it an make a girl eat it.

boy: fap fap fap

ugh!!!!!
girl: munch munch munch

yummy that was a good schenectady sandwitch

by swagpoop9 November 4, 2012

bandwidth

ability (or lack of ability) to complete work given the available resources (people, time, money, etc.)

Since we can't afford to replace the guy who just quit, our department doesn't have enough bandwidth to take on new projects right now.

Joe's so overworked, he doesn't even have the bandwidth to train his new assistant.

by amphora October 25, 2006

Cockmeat Sandwitch

An act of sucking somebody's penis. Usually used in prison language.

ahhh fellas, are you ready for some cockmeat sandwitch?! Start suckin'!

by Lex2005 November 5, 2008

Gerbection Sandwitches

Three or more male body parts that are aroused by a fury house broken rodent and place them between two slices of white rye or wheat risen dough.

Dan, Tom, and I with the help of your pet and wonder bread have made you a gerbection sandwitch.

by ben claude May 5, 2003

bandwidth monster

The demonic entity that lives somewhere in Yankes' room; it is the source of the Bandwidth that has enveloped the pod. Is most likely controlling and evil, so Yankes must obey it.

Emerson: The smell is so bad again.
Shady: I know MuhBuhDunDunDUH!
E: The Bandwidth Monster needs to be pleased.

by Lower South May 12, 2008