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mechanics band aid

A Home made band aid made of electrical tape and paper towels
I needed a bandaid so I made a mechanics band aid, made of electrical tape and a paper towel
by 1937265285 October 30, 2017
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a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.
Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023
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band-aid worthy

some one who is so flatchested that the girl could were band-aids as bras
guy 1 :damn that girl is flat!
guy 2 : yea shes band-aid worthy
guy 1 :what??
guy 2 : she could use band-aids as a bra
guy 1 :ohhh i get it lol


i was bored !!! =
by ribbit im a duck! April 20, 2009
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The Band Aid

May also be called the Assistant to the Band Director
Origin of the first Band Aid to publish himself was in Southwest Michigan
by The Band Aid April 23, 2010
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band-aid

Short-term fix or solution to a tricky situation, e.g. the iPad used to calm / quiet down crying children
Using the iPad to distract the kids during dinner was just a band-aid solution; as soon as they finished watching, the chaos returned!
by Emotional Cruiser September 25, 2025
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band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.
Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.
by 1Head January 29, 2021
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Band-Aid AU

A type of alternate universe where the characters sustain none of the original trauma in their storyline, but therefore undergo other traumas that are a result of the change in their stories.

For example, if Snow White hadn't bitten the apple, her story would change drastically and she'd experience different traumas.
"I just came up with a new Band-Aid AU for the events of the Five Nights At Freddy's movie!"
by Tempermental moth September 21, 2023
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