Butt band aid

Tight mini skirt that barely covers a nice ass

That ass was hot in that red butt band aid.

by Brownbear703 June 30, 2018

Redneck Band-Aid

Tampon pad with tape

Yo I got stabbed luckily I had a Redneck Band-Aid on me.

by BurntAce January 20, 2021

a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

Band Aide

Band Aide's Are not groupies. They exist because of the music, they inspire the music. They do not have full intercourse with rock stars, just the odd blow job (unless its someone they seriously LOVE). (Loosly taken from the movie "Almost Famous")

Rocker Dude: so you wanna screw ?
BandAide: Nah i only give blowjobs im only a band aide go find a groupie

by LisaTokyoScene September 7, 2006

band-AIDS

A groupie who contracts HIV/AIDS from sleeping with a rock star.

Jen: What happened to you last night amber?
Amber: Oh my god! all i remember is getting on a bus with the fat drummer, bubba. I think i have band-AIDS now.
Jen: Shit! that sucks

by Honey Danforth October 2, 2006

Band Aids

When one is so obsessed with a band that it almost gives them an actual disease.

Like Bieber Fever, but with other bands.

Dude, they've infected you with band aids.

by neonrice August 15, 2011

band aids don't fix bullet holes

When someone has been shot and band aids aren't the solution to the problem.

MAN1 shoots MAN2.
MAN2 drops to the floor and dies.
MAN1: Oh no you poor baby. Need a band aid?
MAN1: Oh wait band aids don't fix bullet holes.
MAN1: Haha i'm clever and you're dead.
MAN1: Rip bish.

by Miss. AnonymousPuns October 1, 2017