Baguette Nugget

A baby baguette person, hense the phrase "nugget".

"That persons a baguette nugget of a human"

by LRW4dawin August 7, 2018

baguette god

the thing you call a baguette when it is so good that you call it a god

wow this is good

it is a baguette god

by fiberlvbaaruewcrcvgoyGVCBUORHH December 2, 2020

Baguette Pounder

When you slap your erect penis on a French girl’s face.

Aron: “So what’d you get up to last night?”
Damo: “Brooo last night I laid several baguette pounders on this French girl. ‘Oui Oui,’ she exclaimed.

by YTB - Yeah The Boys February 20, 2021

Baguetteaboo

A person who thinks of the French military during the world wars as being the best out of every other military; France only being held back by a couple of bad military and civilian leaders.

I explained to him that every tank has its weakness, but all that Baguetteaboo can say is that the lack of radios was the only problem with the Char B1…

by Salesman40mm May 1, 2022

baguette muncher

a derogatory term used to refer to someone who originates from france.

look at that baguette muncher

by dapperchaps December 8, 2022

douche baguette

Madonna.

Dude 1 - Remember that awards show in the 80s where Madonna was smoking, unnaturally, on cue with her girls?

Dude 2 - I do. What a pseudo-cool douche baguette.

Dude 1 - Word.

by pinpollo August 17, 2011

Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains

Fancy having a Nutella Baguette

by kramitin99 June 13, 2016