Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains

Fancy having a Nutella Baguette

by kramitin99 June 13, 2016

Baguette Nugget

A baby baguette person, hense the phrase "nugget".

"That persons a baguette nugget of a human"

by LRW4dawin August 7, 2018

nonce baguette

When a man or woman gets sexually aroused to children eating any bread products EG. bread,crumpets,naan ect

"i heard shes a right nonce baguette bit weird innit?"

by Mufti Olatunji March 28, 2021

douche baguette

Madonna.

Dude 1 - Remember that awards show in the 80s where Madonna was smoking, unnaturally, on cue with her girls?

Dude 2 - I do. What a pseudo-cool douche baguette.

Dude 1 - Word.

by pinpollo August 17, 2011

Dripping Baguette

A milky, fully erect penis

Eddie: Look at the snatch on that!

Chris: Yeah, been there....last night I was stabbing at her hindquarters with my dripping baguette

by Chris and Eddie aren't gay March 27, 2011

Legit Baguette

Someone who has a large penis

Guy: "Look at that guys wingspan, he must have a legit baguette"

Jenny: "So I went home with this guy last night, oh my god, I swear to god he had a legit baguette"

by EnragedWookie August 18, 2013

crusty baguette

When a Frenchman falls asleep after having anal sex and awakens after a long period to find his penis to be encrusted in dried fecal matter thus resembling a crusty baguette.

Mimi phoned to ask me to pick up some fresh bread on my way home, to which I replied, what's wrong with the crusty baguette that you gave me last night.

by sima kram June 12, 2014