jersey backhand

when a man is standing erect and puts one leg up on a chair or couch or possibly side of the bathtub... reaches around his straight leg and grabs his erect penis (pinky finger out) and beats his meat...... this can be done with a partner as well

I went to my friend Chris's house to visit, and I walked in on him pleasuring himself with the JERSEY BACKHAND.

by Chris Adey May 5, 2006

ka-backhand

The act of forcing your hand upward in the air and using force towards another person (preferably your bitch--thats a dog I mean) and hitting them with THE BACK of your hand, while yelling victoriously KA-BACKHAAAND.

Can be considered similar to the pimp slap. But, ...it's better.

The priest ka-backhanded his nun.
What a blashemously awesome ka-backhand.

by Billybobyokelman January 11, 2008

Verbal Backhand

When you dis somebody so badly that they feel like they were backhanded by words.

Alex: Your hair looks weird Phillip!

Phillip: You look like a bus ran over your face then put it in reverse just to make sure they got the job done. Followed by a pack of ninjas slicing you into bite size pieces.

Anybody within earshot: DAYUM ALEX JUST GOT VERBALLY BACKHANDED!!!

Verbal Backhand

by to cold soup November 5, 2010

Mongolian Backhand

Raising one leg on a chair and placing your arm around the outside of your leg and masturbating with your hand the wrong way around.

Cam "Didn't get a root last night so went home and smashed myself Mongolian Backhand style"

by MBackhandSpecialist August 18, 2011

Swedish Backhand

The act of masturbating with a reverse grip (with the thumb and forefinger against the body), so as to simulate another person's hand

I got bored fapping the normal way, so I tried the Swedish Backhand. It works even better than The Stranger!

by vulvaspeed June 9, 2017

Afghan Backhand

The Afghan back is a just another way of rubbing one out, having a wank, belting one out on the blue veined banjo masturbating for short. This style originates from the middle east which incorperates a method of sneakyness slash egotistical masturbation.

The process of the Afghan Backhand starts with bending your wrist back cutting off the blood to your hand for at least 10 mins this will render your hand anesthetized. Now prop your right leg up unto a table and with your right hand reach back around the outside of your thigh and grab your penis. Because of the lose of sensation in your digits and the limited vision from your thigh you may find it hard to locate your cock. Dont give up you only have a limited time to nutt one out before the feeling comes back to your hand and the deceite seeps in. Enjoy!

by nutbags August 17, 2010

Bulgarian Backhand

Masturbating from behind, through one's right or left leg with the hand facing palm upwards

I'm starting to get bored of plain old wanking so I thought I'd try out the Bulgarian Backhand to switch things up

by JoweyDoorsunHasCrabs May 14, 2018