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Brown the Chicken

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To indulge in condomless Anal Sex with a loving companion, wife or casual acquaintance of indeterminate sexual preference and/or rather questionable morality.
"I say it's starting to smell likes it drying out back there" quieried young Oscar presently.
"Don't you worry my lad, you Brown the Chicken very nicely I assure you and I feel the basting coming on soon enough" replied the Arch Deacon of Tilfords Pump.

Excerpt taken from The Legend of Paul Whicker the tall Vicar, Fallen Angel Press, Soho, London. 1888.
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50 shades of brown

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Rusty acts of bdsm
That chick that works in accounting supposedly is way into 50 shades of brown and prefers her kinks to be rust inspired.
by sbp1029 November 5, 2013
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The stain left on a hipster's underwear after a night spent drinking copious amounts of PBR tall boys while wearing an ironic t-shirt he bought on the internet, listening to really shitty pseudo-punk music, and going on and on about how deck the band is in a PoMo kind of way
Johnny woke up with a huge and greasy pabst brown ribbon after another night spent drinking too much PBR at the Brass Rail
by IkickHipsters September 14, 2011
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explode brown

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Dating from one of the wars of the last century, a recommendation to "explode brown" is a request to stuff a grenade up your own ass and pull the pin.
"Harry, you worthless git! When are you going to explode brown and save the Jerries, or your own men (should they be so brave), the trouble of putting you out of our collective miseries?"
by Bezzle Bedeviled May 13, 2016
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morning brown

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It's coffee, ya' fuck.
by Falland November 16, 2020
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When a person, after pulling out from unprotected anal sex, smears or frosts fecal matter all over another person's back, either with their penis, strap-on, or dildo/vibrator, for sexual enjoyment . Named for Kansas Governor Sam Brownback who proposed gutting the legal protections for LGBT individuals in the State of Kansas.
Did you just "Sam Brownback" me?
If you mean, did I just smear fecal matter all over your back after pulling my penis out of your ass and as a result get even more turned on, then yes, I did.
by Offical outrage February 11, 2015
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When you take a runny dump on your partner's back while a third partner waits patiently at the crack for the stream to travel to their mouth.
My boyfriend and I brownbacked that Governor so badly he looked like a six year old that scarfed down a chocolate Sunday
by eudoxus408 February 12, 2015
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