Brookings

A nothing town on the Southern Oregon coast. A place where the retired rule, the young are bored and you either move away when you are 18, or you live there forever in lameness.

Man, you're still in Brookings? Well, was nice knowin' ya.

by QuestionMarc February 20, 2009

Bloomington

A city in Indiana, about sixty miles south of Indy, that is home to the last remaining population of liberals in the entire state, and also home to Indiana University. A fairly nice, clean town that seems contradictory to Gary and Indianapolils.

Unfortunatly, while a great place for liberals, Bloomington does have it's flaws. Gasoline here is an average of ten cents higher than the entire midwestern united states. I once drove from Bloomington to Denver and didn't see gas any more expensive than in Bloomington.

Also, due to the large population of collage students, traffic is a nightmare during the school year, and it's always better to drive around the south side of town than to cut through campus. In the summer, the students leave, traffic subsides, and the residents timidly emerge from the shelter of their houses and go back to their lives.

Unfortunatly, without collage students to worry about, the police department can focus all of their energy on going after residents, so don't expect to get away with anything while the students are gone.

Overall, I reccomend it if you already live in Indiana and want to get the fuck out of some shithole like Gary, but don't move here from any other state.

Resident 1: Dude, we should totally buy some health food and go smoke weed in the back of our VW Bus.

Resident 2: Dude, totally.

Resident 1: Totally, Bloomington is so groovy.

by Ark_gamer May 9, 2006

brooking it

to brooke it - i.e. to voraciously perform fellatio on a hopelessly flaccid member.
brooke it, brookin', brooked

"she brooked it"
"she didnt just suck my dick, she tried to perform cpr on it - straight brooking it"
"i donno if this is gonna happen baby, my dick is brooken"
"i drank 10 beers and did coke baby, it's brookin"
brooke

by shania fuckanigga November 18, 2011

Keith Brooking

1. Atlanta Falcons Middle Linebacker.
2. Former Georgia Tech Linebacker.

Keith Brooking deserves more respect as one of the best in the league.

by Seye November 23, 2003

Brooking

Made popular by the anime series "One Piece" Brooking is when a person makes a joke or statement involving a specific subject matter that is generally opposed to the regular subject matter. (Another word related to irony though usually used in a comical way or way to bring Joy and or happiness to others.

1.You are the most beautiful thing my eyes have ever seen...(though he's a skeleton and Skeletons do not have eyes)

2. It's been so long since I've eaten anything. (ALTHOUGH I HAVE NO STOMACH! I'M A SKELETON!!! YOHOHOHO!!)

3. I will protect my friends! Even if it costs me my life...Oh, wait. I'm already--*blown away by Kuma*

First guy :That chick is Hot!
Second guy:dude your gay stop brooking around and get back to work.

by Kingicehunter October 20, 2015

Blooming fupa

When the fupa has worked it’s way down to the inner bikini line with a full blown blooming bush

While sitting at the pool, Becky leaned forward for the skittle that she dropped and Johnny noticed her blooming fupa trying to escape out the side of her new 2 piece.

by @b3leo July 22, 2019

Brooking around

A word commonly used amount friends to describe hanging out and doing nothing.

brooking around is another Wayne saying hanging out. Mate I have homework but I’ll brook around for a bit longer.

by Bigboss4873 November 11, 2019