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Brighton Yoga

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The insanely unrealistic twisting two homosexual men would have to do to in order that they would each be simultaneously penetrating the other. In the ass.

No mouthsies!
Darth Vader looked at the drop of sweat rolling down Möbius’s back, over the taint and on to the top of his face, which finally fell sensuously off his nose and into his mouth. From the single twist of Möbius’s sinewy back and the way he was giving himself head, Darth knew he was in for a treat of hyperspatial Brighton Yoga.’ – Probably some fanfiction somewhere.
by 535 February 21, 2012
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brighton pier

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Brighton Pier is a place where homosexuals gather at night to meet and have sex.
This is usually under the influence of the drug poppers.
Guy 1: "what you on tonight?"
Guy 2: "going brighton pier you down?
by Love SOSA October 13, 2013
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Brighton & Hove Albion

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Brighton and Hove Albion is the pride of the south coast of England. The club, who play at the Falmer Stadium (currently known as the AMEX Stadium), don't have a history of trophies, but a history full of ups and downs.

Archer, Stanley and Bellotti almost saw Brighton relegated from the Football League in 1997, but two historic matches against Doncaster Rovers and Hereford saw the club survive relegation. The game against Doncaster saw the club's last game at their home of nearly 100 years, the Goldstone Ground. Stuart Storer's goal pulled Brighton into 23rd, meaning that a point away to bottom the league Hereford on the last day of the season would keep them up. With Hereford 1-0 up and Brighton set to be relegated, Robbie Reinelt equalised in the second half to keep the Albion alive.
And then, 20 years later, what was thought to be impossible, happened. On the 17th April 2017, Brighton beat Wigan Athletic 2-1 at the AMEX to all but secure promotion to the Premier League for the 2017/18 season. The promotion was then mathematically secured that same day, as 3rd placed Huddersfield Town drew at Derby County.
As of November 6th 2020, Potter's blue and white army sit 16th after 7 games, with a total of 5 points, being managed by Graham Potter.
1: You're a Brighton & Hove Albion fan?
2: Yeah, of course I am! Not too sure about Graham Potter though.
by uhhhbaguette November 6, 2020
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Brighton MA

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Brighton MA is basically the college town of Boston that comes alive at night. While it is also a great town for families. known to many as Gods Country, its just a great neighborhood to live in. Its the best town in Boston to live in.
Theres a huge banger in Brighton MA tonight, it'll be lit.
by brightonked June 22, 2017
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brighton illinois

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Brighton, Illinois is a town in southern Illinois. It lies on highway 267, right in the middle of some cornfields. There is one stoplight, and hundreds of druggies. People from Brighton usually fuck their cousins because every one is related.
They're dating? But they're cousins? They must be from Brighton Illinois.
by Gottrash July 31, 2016
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Brighton Ellis

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Childish adult who tends to act queer. His skinny calves match his weak personality. At the shadow of a butterfly he will crawl back in to his lonely hole of hopelessness. People try to be nice it doesn’t make a difference
(Person 1) Have you seen Brighton Ellis?

(Person 2) Who is that?
by touchytaco December 18, 2018
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brighton bukkake

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Brighton bukkake is any form of unexplained gooey substance found on ones person or personal property.
Sorry I can't hear what you're saying I woke up with an ear full of Brighton Bukkake. I'll have to get it checked out at the doctor's later
by ee_lie September 3, 2019
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