blue breasts

A female equivalent of blue balls. The female is stimulated nearly until the point of orgasm, either by herself or a friend (man or metal) but gets stopped (by parents coming) or because of other reasons (the man ejaculates and has no energy left to give her more pleasure).

Helena: Chris got me so hot last night, but then we heard the front door slam, so we knew his parents were home. He jumped out the window, but it was the back door that I left open, so it was a false alarm. I had blue breasts, so I had to finish the job with my little silver friend.
Jaelene: That must have sucked. I know the feeling.
Helena: Indeed.

by CheeseRapist December 19, 2007

Lil Chip Breasts

My cat Chip is a chunky cat and has breasts and he is a boy

Lil Chip breasts lil bean balls

by Li Goma June 30, 2022

Pendulous Breasts

When a lady of a certain age develops rather lowly hanging breasts. One might refer to them as, pendulum breasts (it's only natural!)

See also "pendulum tits" which is similar but slightly different definition.

Crikey, she's got a pair of pendulous breasts!

by anonymous123344 May 2, 2011

Divorced Breasts

When a set of nipples point in completely opposite directions regardless of the body position of the women who has them.

Man Cathy would have a nice rack if it wasn't for her divorced breasts.

by apaq11 January 30, 2010

lips, legs, breasts, and ass

What a woman is.

There are going to be lots of lips, legs, breasts, and ass at the party tonight!

by bobthebobbob October 18, 2008

Bungee Breasts

large, saggy tits that hang disproportionately low, like those of an elderly woman

"WOW! Look at the bungee breasts on that slut over there! I bet her nipples touch her knees when that rack's not in cups!"

by WillHigh April 25, 2008

free range breasts

When a girl does not wear a bra and the breasts are free range breasts with no restraint.

I am going free range it is nice not having them straped in, my breasts are free range breasts.

by Gegroe March 17, 2017