bork 

aka bike dork. Someone who lives and breathes over priced bicycles. Often seen riding downhill at dangerous speeds with the crotch of their pants down at their knees and the butt of there gaunch out for everyone to see.

Thomas Walker is a bork.

bork by tjwal April 6, 2007

Bork 

Gun. Usually a handgun. Can sometimes be used as a verb.

That hater tried to run up on me with his nine, so I pulled out by bork and busted a few caps upside his punk ass head.

I borked my refrigerator after it looked at me funny.

Bork by Du Rag April 29, 2005

Bork 

A BORK is a conjunction of the words Bork and dORK. A Bork can be a dork who is mind numbingly boring or even dorkish boring person.

Lets face it, Amber, Scott is a uber BORK. When i think of a BORK his boring dorky face is all i see.

Bork by Jon Narki February 2, 2010

bork 

Someone who is acting like a bitch and a dork at the same time!

Oh come on Kate, stop being such a bork!

bork by jtothenine December 13, 2010

Bork 

Showing up to a friend's house unexpectingly, unannounced or uninvited.

He isn't picking up his phone, I am only a few blocks away, so I am just going to bork him.

Bork by David Ambient November 5, 2012

Bork 

That one asain person that seems to know everything.

Omg she is such a Bork rape Alabama hammer hot dog

Bork by Mysterouss July 15, 2016

Bork 

An autistic dog, or, when used incorrectly, any abnormal looking dog.

"Dude what the fuck is that thing?"

"That, is a bork"

Bork by DerangedCoffee January 4, 2017