Pontoon Boat

A motorboat, but in between the butt cheeks instead of the boobs.

Did you see Jack Pontoon Boat that stripper last night? He got his face right up in those butt cheeks.

by MooseMan5 September 17, 2010

bloatation

The effect caused by too many carbohydrates or lack of whole grain oils; the opposite of "ripped"

I yam suffering from bloatation today.........my skin looks like a melted candle!

by wallymarshall September 6, 2003

U-bend U-boat

A turd that is submerged in the U-bend of the toilet like the german submarines (U-boats) used to hide beneath the surface of the sea. 9 out of 10 U-bend U-boats are unflushable in the average toilet.

For fucks sake, that U-bend U-boat just won't flush! Pass me the bog brush Dave, it turd bustin' time!

by MSN NINJA April 19, 2009

Boatlick

A phrase used by the internet sensation Elisocray, a 25 year YouTuber who has gained 1.73 million subscribers in the past 8 years.

Imposter: “Well I’m getting ready to hit this boatlick! I have a heist, I have to wrap this ship tonight!”

by zeros4 March 28, 2021

bloaterface

British slang for an overweight person. This can also be used when describing a swell to the face. Is often used as an insult. Most probably derives from the puffer fish 'Bloat' from finding nemo. Then again, probably not.

Man- Dude, look at him - he's piled on the pounds.
Man- Yeah, what a bloaterface.

Woman1- I ate some shellfish and now I have a bloaterface.
Woman2- You had a bloaterface anyway you fat cow.

by Faye S June 13, 2007

Bloatkin

Similar to the blumpkin, the delicately balanced are of getting your cock sucked while hurling.

I unexpectedly bloatkined on this girls head...wonder if it was her gnarly face or the 8 shots of Tequila

by KJ026 November 29, 2011

boatemaa

Type your definition here...
she is a girl very loving and compassionate hate nonsense and always ready to have her own way. These kind of people fall into love with those they love and not any kind of guy. They are very secretive and very beautiful

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...
Boatemaa is a nice girl

by Kelly Kelsey September 7, 2019