Bemidji

A small town in Northern Minnesota with a population of around 13,000. In 1937 the first ever statue of Paul Bunyan was built there. Back in they day it was a lumberjack town, but now it runs on tourism. The name derives from Chief Bemidji who helped the first white settlers of the area. Because of this, there are some offensive statues: a cigar store Indian statue of Chief Bemidji overlooking the lake the city is built around, and what has been dubbed the "nazi Indian" at the best tourist shop in town (of course, it's actually just an Indian holding up his arm to say "how"...). Bemidji is the self-proclaimed Curling Capital of the USA and in 2006 a team of Bemidji men took bronze at the Olympics. Other than curling, this is what Bemidji (and the surrounding area) has to offer: other ice sports, fishing, biking, beautiful forest, snowmobiling, racism, art, a small ski hill, Paul Bunyan, bars and coffee shops, a small university, lakes, Minnesota accents, and casinos.

Bemidji is my favorite city in Beltrami County.

by Some local February 28, 2011

bembenek

When a teacher looks dresses up and looks like a chach and is talks naughtily on eharmony with another sex and calling their number only to have found out that a student had pranked him. May or may not like english breakfasts.

He pulled a bembenek on her.

by Highschool chink January 7, 2010

Bempck

A negative exclamation relating to a deformity or mess up that causes frustration; usually a person

Also used as a substitute expletive

Your wheelchair is blocking my path so bempck you Susan!

Why the bempck did Apple remove the headphone jack?

by papabless October 5, 2016

bemani

n. (pl. and sing.) A series of music and rhythm games by Konami. Examples include wordDance Dance Revolution/word, word Beatmania/word, and word Guitar Freaks/word

We looked and looked, but the only Bemani they had was PPP.

by RabidSquirrel March 24, 2003

BEMER

Word used to describe the BMW class of cars. Another word for it is BEMA (bee-ma).

Who got the keez to mah BEMA??

by Joshiro007 February 15, 2003

Bemb

The rank of intelligence that's lower than a Bember. The one who can't even get a single question right.

You have been demoted to Bemb.

by Hardstuck Internet January 2, 2019

bemoan

A conjunction of bitching and moaning.

"So I forgot my anniversary the other day and now my wife won't stop bemoaning at me."

by howitzr April 9, 2014