bamfalicious

Coolest of the cool; top notch; awesome; amazing.

You're so bamfalicious that I was thinking about getting a poster made, like with your face on it, and I was gonna hang it up above my bed, like on the ceiling. Just so I could wake up and see your bamfalicious face every day.

by officialbamffollower June 16, 2011

BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart)

BASF stands for Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart. To do a proper BASF one must drop one's drawers and sit, bare ass, on a hardwood floor and then rip a monster fart. The vibration of the buttcheeks against the hardwood creates a natural reverb chamber/amplifier resulting in a thunderous cacophony akin to a gunning a chainsaw while firing an M-16.

Joe's BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart) blew a hole through the parquet and now the Celtics have to play home games at Sacred Heart until they fix it.

by DennisFreeman April 1, 2019

bamfly

like a true bad ass mother fucker

dude, stealing that car was very bamfly

by alex kozlowski June 25, 2008

bamfts

a bamfts, is a bad ass mother fucking track star. these are people who are just fucking amazing. and run track.

Dayum, look at those bamfts Joey and Mercedes, they're fucking awesome!

by merds February 1, 2010

BAMF

A Bad Ass Mo Fo
Someone who punches brick walls.
Loves Girls and Leaves em.
Who hasnt cried even upon entry into this world.
Holds boners back, even during lap dances.

Chris Harris is a BAMF.

by untold1 February 28, 2008

Bashful Benjamin

A man who engages in an extremely long foreplay period with his girlfriend, but before sex he flees to the closet in which he masturbates alone.

I hope that my girlfriend doesn't leave me cause I'm such a bashful benjamin.

by Matt Markese March 24, 2004

bamf

1: the sounds nightcrawler of the x-men makes when teleporting.

2:bad ass mother fucker.

I wish i could be a bamf like nightcrawler.

by apple_eater January 9, 2009