bagpipe lung

1. A condition after sucking too much dick.

2. When she sucks so hard you start moaning like you are playing bag pipes.
Marys out of breath! Ya, she sucked so much dick at the party, that she has bagpipe lung!
by Sambiase October 01, 2022
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Russian Bagpipe

An alcoholic drink consisting of a shot glass half filled with vodka (Russian) and half with Scotch whisky.
This shot combines the smooth, complex and aromatic flavours of Scotch and the pure, clear, uplifting elements of vodka to make a delicious beverage that is the best of both worlds. Often consumed before a night out on the town as it provides much needed sustenance for the night ahead. Will get the drinker quite shitfaced if drunk in copious quantities. Can also induce vomiting in those with weak stomachs.
1.
Damien: Man let's do another Russian Bagpipe! They're delicious.

2.
Damien: I'm so fucking hungover, i shouldn't have had all those Russian Bagpipes...
by slutmeister June 01, 2009
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flaming bagpipe

the act of fornicating after applying hot sauce to your scrotum
i play a mean flaming bagpipe
by the real poop ninja January 11, 2009
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playing the bagpipes

To have one gay male stick his penis in the other man's arm pit
Ryan and Joe were playing the bagpipes all night.
by Anonymous May 08, 2003
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Devils Bagpipes

Verb : To Play The Devil's Bagpipes: the never ending struggle of playing with your balls during the adverts of a soft core porn on telly trying to keep yourself aroused and erect yet without spilling your load over a date-line commercial.
by GregL May 24, 2006
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Bagpipe Boner

An event wherein a certain tune, played on bagpipes, is so beautiful that a male who is listening to the tune experiences an erection. Also defined as a Piperection, bagpipe boners are more common in enthusiastic male bagpipers, all sexuality aside.
"Dude, I was listening to Scotland The Brave and got a total Bagpipe Boner."

"Wow, you'll get hard off anything..."
by Miss-terElliot December 29, 2013
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Scottish Bagpipe

The act of ejaculating into a bagpipe and shoving it down a woman's esophagus or anal cavity with great force while attempting to play a song on the instrument.
Sarah: You know that new Scottish kid? He Scottish Bagpiped me SO hard last night.
Jessica: Oh my god yah, he Scottish bagpiped me in the ass!
Sarah: The weird thing was he actually played a song too.
Jessica: Ya he's a dirty fuck if you ask me.
by xXx_Nut_Meme_xXx December 01, 2016
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