bag or bagged: the act of suprising a friend by jabbing them in the genital area. Works great with jumpy people.
1. You shoul've see Johnny jump about three feet in the air when I bagged him from behind!
2. Johnny smacked me in the head when he realized I was trying to bag him!
When nearing the end of a bag of chips, gather all the remaining crumbs into a corner of the bag and dumping them into your mouth all at once finishing the bag.
Player 1: Hey man got any of those chips left?
Player 2: Naw man i just bagged it, theyre gone.
An excessively lazy or obese person. Someone who sits around all day and does nothing.
Someone who, instead of doing something productive, not only doesn't accomplish anything, but loses respect and tells in the process.
A person who is stingy.
Joe, you are a complete bag today.
Get up and do something you lazy bag.
Bags really irritate me, they never get anything accomplished.
Andre quit being a stingy bag and asking for gas money.