Organic alarm clock

The act of farting in the presence of someone sleeping, causing them to wake.

Chris organic alarm clocked me this morning. I woke up feeling fresher than I ever had before

by phil436 February 22, 2009

False Alarm

Is when you spot a chick that you think is working with something, that looks good from far away and then when you get a closer look she ends up not meeting expectations

Damn! she look like she got a donk oh wait........never mind false alarm :-(

by MandoBurger August 24, 2010

alarmclock blowjob

When a girl gives you a blow job to wake you up in the morning.

Billy didn't want to get up for work this morning, until his girlfriend woke him up with a delightful alarmclock blowjob.

by erik polakowski July 25, 2006

Azariya

A'Zariya is a pretty female. She helps when you are in trouble. She is a cool ass female and is loyal. She can dress and loves to talk. Once you get to know her you are gonna love her. She is darksin and thick. Just Dont Lie To Her And Yall Will Have A Forever Bond. She is always liked.

Azariya is cool and pretty.

by clouxt.chasxer June 4, 2018

azam

A term usually meaning "great one" or "god-like". It is close in terminology to "dker", except unearthly. while a "dker" is the greatest man alive, an "azam" is above humanity.

That, my friend, is a gift from Azam.

by Adam September 26, 2003

Anal alarm clock

when a man wakes his partner up by intruding the anus with his penis.

Hiren needed to be at work at 8.00am so he asked Burhan to set his anal alarm clock at 7.00am.

by jpsexinspector May 31, 2007

fire alarm

A nice way to annoy people in public buildings.

break the fire alarm and piss them off.

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006