Delbert Award

An award given to a business when service is so below standard it can only be described as MONUMENTAL grabassery, incompetence, and ineptitude.
The FedEx driver, local terminal, and customer service's combined incompetence, lack of communication, and apathy earned them the Delbert Award this week. I watched in horror as the tracking info on the website showed me that for 2 days in a row my package, a shipment of sensitive equipment was bouncing around inside a FedEx van because the driver couldn't be bothered to make the delivery.

He was SO disgusted with his cell phone service provider's crappy service, he nominated them for the Delbert Award on myspace.
by ElKrampo7 September 17, 2006
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jade award

An award given to the sloppiest person at the party. The awarded must then wear the award (typically a jade ring) until the finish of the next party amongst that set of peers.
Term originated in Loma Rica, Ca
"Did you see Angel last night?"
"Yeah he threw up everywhere and got the Jade Award!"
by WTH1214 November 30, 2013
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Awky Award

An award comparable to the Oscars given to someone for outstanding Awkwardness.
Host: And the Awky Award goes to John! For tucking his shirt into his underwear!
by Luke Rollers October 19, 2011
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sleeper award

Someone or something that after a long period of time, reaches a higher level of potential, or success.
I was a very shy and meek kid in high school, but when I reached my 20's, I came out of my shell and became very outgoing. My friends told me that I get the sleeper award for how social I've become.
by The sleeper. September 11, 2013
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ROD Award

An award consisting of a lettuce trophy given to internet forum posters for posting complete garbage.

See also ROD, Superbeaner
That guy made no sense! Give him the ROD Award.
by Ryguy February 20, 2005
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award season

The time of year from January to March when people celebrate acclaimed films at the Golden Globes and Oscars.

More importantly, it's the time of year when celebrities make various jokes about Tom Hanks and the camera promptly cuts to a very confused Tom Hanks.
Host: This award season, (insert corny Tom Hanks joke here)

Tom Hanks: WTF...
by heyitscarly28 March 20, 2014
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stella award

An award given to somebody who files a mind-numbingly frivolous lawsuit.

Named after Stella Liebeck, the woman infamous for suing McDonalds after spilling blazing hot coffee into her lap.
Bob was issued a Stella Award after suing Foocorp for damages after he tried to wire their gonkulator to his household plumbing and nearly killed himself in the explosion
by ke6isf September 15, 2004
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