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Avril Lavigne 

Avril Lavigne is a Canadian singer who released her first CD in 2002. She has a fanbase across the world due to her talent and her "Fuck you I'll do what I want" personality. Many people believe she is a "Wannabe punk star" when she states in many interviews she is not punk or trying to be punk, seriously you guys need to get over yourselves <3. She has four studio albums and is releasing her 5th this year (2013). Avril has never lip synced except in music videos cause you are kind of forced to.
Person 1)"Have you heard Avril Lavignes new single"
Person 2)"Lol no, that wannabe punk whore sucks"
Person 1)"Oh that's cool"
*Person 1 then gouges person 2's eyes out with a fucking machete"

Cop) "What happened here?"
Person 1)"He said Avril Lavigne is a wannabe punk whore"
Cop) "That cunt deserved to die "
Avril Lavigne by Adelf Heetler August 27, 2013

avril lavigne 

a wannabe punk rocker. she sucks at life and wishes she was talented. anyone who thinks avril is punk is either a poser or really retarded
Poser: Avril Lavigne is SOOOOO punk
Punker: *punches poser* You don't know real punk
avril lavigne by Andrulf April 16, 2007

avril lavigne 

poser
funny how she thinks she's punk when just a few years back she was a cheerleader.

also interesting how in all of her videos she has to shove at least one person. yeah don't mess with avril she's tough... try too hard much?...

similarly, is dating fellow canadian wannabe derek from sum 41. the two should get together and form their own pop band.
avril lavigne by cash goat July 16, 2008

avril lavigne 

1. Something that makes your ears bleed.

2. A midget who likes to shriek into microphones

3. Someone who can't sing, dance, or play an instrument even if she wanted to.

3. See poser, britney spears, (or even britney wannabe)

Honestly, i don't like her. I mean, i RLY don't like her. I've sat through most of her songs and found them extremely repetitive. Unlike some people though, i actually listened to them. I kinda regret the time i wasted with them lol
I didn't really think she was think she was actually punk when she started, but after the whole amy lee thing (she started to completely copy the style of evanescence's amy lee) it was obvious that she is a complete poser. her most resent single, "Girlfriend" proves that all along, she was just a poser prep lol.

sorry avril fans, try some real music:

KoRn= BEST BAND EVA!!!!!!!!!!!
Rise Against
AFI
Evanescence (its not rly rock, but still awesome)
Sex Pistols
Breaking Benjamin
The Who
Linkin Park
Papa Roach
The Misfits are timeless lol
Avril Lavigne: omg look at me!!! i can rhyme boy and boy! yay!!!!
"He was a sk8er boy, she said see u later boy"
Me: *slaps forehead*
avril lavigne by RSY7 December 24, 2008

avril lavigne 

avril lavigne by abby lucas July 6, 2006

avril lavigne 

A stupid ugly skanky bitch who thinks she can rock out, even though every one knows she's a fucking poser, only the preps like her for her "music"

if only they knew
After premier of music video:

Avril's preppy friends: Omg avril u were sooo punk in that video. wow u are sooo punky with all ur black clothes. u are such a rocker chick. u r such a rebel! how does ur mom deal with all that?

Avril: Yeah i made them zoom in on my converse to show everyone im hardcore yeah! Oh oops, my mom's here, she's driving me to the mall!
avril lavigne by O_Xx July 16, 2008