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apocalypshit

A shit so rank and so stank, it damn near ends worlds.
*The day after a flat of Dos Equis and too much Taco Bell*
07:00 - Wake up for work, the farts begin.
07:30 to 08:00 - Wishing you had an M-40 gas mask in your car.
09:37 - Sitting alone in the office, co-workers keeping away. Tremors begin.
10:18 - Almost getting fired for letting one rip in the boss's office.
10:58 - Unable to contain, waddling to the nearest restroom.
10:59 - Containment breached! CONTAINMENT BREACHED!!!
11:13 - Searching for toilet paper, still wishing you had an M-40.
11:15 - Teary eyed, swollen anus hole, waddles out of restroom to find unconscious co-workers.
11:31 - HazMat Team arrives on scene. Curious, uneasy.
12:02 - Recovery team moves all afflicted to the safe zone.
12:27 - Containment of ground zero.
12:42 - Decontamination process commencing.
13:13 - Co-workers begin to stir, symptoms of confusion, burnt out olfactory nerves.
23:12 - Decontamination process complete, 65% loss of paint on the walls. All survivors to be further monitored for PTS.
23:59 - Apocalypshit contained... for now.
by BombBrewer November 8, 2013
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Fombie Apocalypse

A Fombie Apocalypse is the imaginary Zombie Apocalypse in which air-soft weapons have the potential to kill a zombie.
Dude, you aren't looking to good for the Fombie Apocalypse, you only have 100 BBs left.
by Ardieman April 28, 2011
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Tropical Apocalypse

The act of having explosive diarrhea during sex.
Man, I totally just had a tropical apocalypse and now Alyssa won't talk to me.
by BledByTheDevil April 11, 2014
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Nickacado Avacado

Some gay guy who beats his bf and eats food while going EEEEEEE
Nickacado Avacado go EEEEEEE
by 🅱️ommunism June 25, 2022
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The End of The Apocalypse

When the Apocalypse ends and everyone is saved and nobody dies.
The End of The Apocalypse saved everyone and everything.
by tohkeyo January 8, 2015
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Advocate

One who speaks on behalf of another.
Offer support or to take ones place.
"I have come to offer my support on behalf of the king"

"Why have you come?" - "I have come to reason with you on the whole civil rights scenario"

"You are just an messengerboy, an advocate, i refuse to listen till he gains the guts to speak to me himself!
by Jordan99259 June 16, 2006
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Nikocado Avocado

have you seen Nikocado Avocado?
yeaa hes ugly and fat
by XximgayxX October 19, 2020
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