Austrian Checkerboard

When you self-harm in a checkerboard pattern and clean up with a tissue.

Did you see that emo's Austrian Checkerboard?

by ambernumerouno October 17, 2023

Austrian minster

The sensual act of decantering luke warm water into one's partners mouth and continuing to dip your testicals into their upturned opened mouth as they gargle your balls like a testicuzzi

Babe can you give me an Austrian minster

by Bartek. January 8, 2024

Austrian Gauntlet

During gay sex, when both men superglue each others hands to the other penis. Then rips it off during climax to drink up the semen and blood.

“We should totally do the Austrian gauntlet now, I’m hungry for some of your cum”
“That right daddy, I’ll go get the glue”

by Slemor_Gaiman November 30, 2023

Austrian Bumble Bee

the act of taking a pistol made before 1950, handing it to an elderly individual with Anemia and Parkinsons, and putting them onto a Sybian anally. Slather the individual with honey, tell them shooting the gun once every 15 seconds will make it stop, and turn the sybian on high. It is preferred the individual setting up the action is behind something bulletproof and the victim/partner is in a public location.

"Did you see on the news? Jim got angry about his exam grades and did the only thing he could, went into a park and did the ol' Austrian Bumble Bee."

by Bandit I guess March 21, 2020

Austrian Kneebump

A masochistic act of selfinflicted pain.
Have an injured calf muscle and then walk knee first into a table, bending your knee too far and feeling the pain.

"Oh yeah, i just did the Austrian Kneebump, gimme more, Mistress"

by wildcard.institute August 19, 2022

Austrian

A half-orgasm

Origin: Once upon a time my history teacher said that the Austrians got half orgasm when the germans invaded

Damn that gave me an austrian!

by tthe.antt May 25, 2022

austrian whip

When you take the chainsaw chain and use it as a whip.

Person 1: if you don’t shut the fuck up, I’ll use my Austrian whip on yo ass
Person 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEE

by Mister Bister Pister September 24, 2021