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auntie g is the most amazing person you'll ever meet! she's amazing from india and has THE BEST curry 🤪❤️
her favourite song is £1 fish and she's always down to party with the betas 😏
she always buys the best £1 fish for her betas and never EVER forgets the bleach in her signature dish (curry) 🖐🙄
she's married to uncle g but will ALWAYS divorce wife for you daling 💖
her favourite song is £1 fish and she's always down to party with the betas 😏
she always buys the best £1 fish for her betas and never EVER forgets the bleach in her signature dish (curry) 🖐🙄
she's married to uncle g but will ALWAYS divorce wife for you daling 💖
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Auntie Kriss-ied
Verb. Ant-E-Kris-eed
To become outrageously intoxicated at a family function.
Causes: Not standing up until 4 glasses of wine are finished, while drinking in the sun
Symptoms: Laughing and talking at an incredibly high pitch, followed by vomiting before passing out.
To become outrageously intoxicated at a family function.
Causes: Not standing up until 4 glasses of wine are finished, while drinking in the sun
Symptoms: Laughing and talking at an incredibly high pitch, followed by vomiting before passing out.
She got so Auntie Kriss-ied this weekend that she told her husband she wasn't sure it was forever !
I was so Auntie Kriss-ied last night that I peed in the closet.
You need to relax, you are too Auntie-Kriss-ied right now.
I don't have a job, so I can get Auntie Kriss-ied anytime I feel like it.
I was so Auntie Kriss-ied last night that I peed in the closet.
You need to relax, you are too Auntie-Kriss-ied right now.
I don't have a job, so I can get Auntie Kriss-ied anytime I feel like it.
Auntie Kriss-ied by HappyBirthday26May May 25, 2009
Auntie Mommy
When your skank as sister and ex baby daddy get together and she acts like the mother of your child.
Auntie Mommy by Missknowitall6969 November 26, 2016
Auntie's Visiting
Auntie's Visiting by Rosé T June 3, 2017
Auntie Blaire
A trans person who throws other trans people under the bus in order to gain a footing in society and be seen as the rare "good trans person"
Should be commended for their acrobatic skills; the mental gymnastics required to balance their own humanity while capitulating to transphobia is Olympic level worthy. If only they didn't oppose trans people participating in sports, they could win gold.
Should be commended for their acrobatic skills; the mental gymnastics required to balance their own humanity while capitulating to transphobia is Olympic level worthy. If only they didn't oppose trans people participating in sports, they could win gold.
"Can you believe she said Eve wasn't a real woman because she hasn't had surgery yet?" "I know, she is such an Auntie Blaire"
Auntie Blaire by Adama and Eve October 6, 2020
Auntie Christ
(as in antichrist)
When you're an 8 year old wee laddie and your Aunt Jen sues your wee bitty arse for allegedly sustaining two broken wrists altering falling over from your side hug on your birthday and in your own home.
And because Aunt Jen is a total attention whore, decides to trot your now 12 year old, not so wee bitty arse, out on national tee-vee in hopes to snag her own reality show.... allegedly. That twunt!
When your dad's omeowners insurance offered to pay auntie 1$ for her alleged injuries, she decided to take your "so-over-this" arse to court. But luckily the jurors saw through her conniving ru$e and awarded her a big, fat nopenopenope.
Aunt Jen should just fill out an application to be Satan's ambassador already.
When you're an 8 year old wee laddie and your Aunt Jen sues your wee bitty arse for allegedly sustaining two broken wrists altering falling over from your side hug on your birthday and in your own home.
And because Aunt Jen is a total attention whore, decides to trot your now 12 year old, not so wee bitty arse, out on national tee-vee in hopes to snag her own reality show.... allegedly. That twunt!
When your dad's omeowners insurance offered to pay auntie 1$ for her alleged injuries, she decided to take your "so-over-this" arse to court. But luckily the jurors saw through her conniving ru$e and awarded her a big, fat nopenopenope.
Aunt Jen should just fill out an application to be Satan's ambassador already.
When you offer to take Auntie Christ out to a lavish dinner at McDonald's and her reaction when she discovers that they're all out of Mcnuggets would make a no-hearted, no effs to give Satan cower in the closet.
Auntie Christ by Cevyn Injekkt December 8, 2015