Agent Smith

1. (adj.)A real hard-nosed badass
2. (adj.) A 'suit' - someone who dresses in a black suit on a regular basis
3. (adj. plural) A collection of black-suited clones that gather together ie: On the train, at work, in a Starbucks, on a sidewalk.

1. That Agent Smith of a copper bloody took my bag away! It was only enough to roll one!
2. That Agent Smith over there is looking at you. Pity about the sunglasses.
3. Look at those bloody Agent Smiths walking into work. Good thing I'm on the dole.

by Kelley December 10, 2003

Agent 47

A genetically modified clone, created by a crazy ex-French Legionare named Dr. Ort-Meyer. Agent 47, often refered to as Mr. 47, or just 47, later killed his five 'fathers', who provided DNA to Ort-Meyer. 47 was trained from a young age in the skills of assassination, stealth, and firearms. He uses these skills to perform assassanations for the ICA, an assassination firm. 47 is quite strong, and can take several shots to the torso before incapacation. He has been betrayed and munipilated many times, and as a result, his trust and faith in others has been almost destroyed. 47 remains calm, even in a shoot out. At one point in time, the ICA is almost completly wiped out, but Diana 'betrays' 47, and presumably kills him, and arranges for a rival assassination agency to have his corpse destroyed. But it's revealed that Diana did not kill 47, and 47 'rises from the dead' and kills the rival assassin agency's leader. 47 appears to be asexual. Agent 47 has been in four video games (soon to be five), and one movie.

Agent 47 performed yet another perfect hit.

OR

Agent 47 does not like girls. I think he's afraid of cooties.

by Comrade 47 March 1, 2008

Agent Smith

Any employee who acts as management's lackey. They will relay any criticisms you utter of management to them, keep a close eye on what you're up to and act to break up any threat to the establishment within any organization.

We really shouldn't be talking about what an ass the manager is around Sarah, she's an Agent Smith.

by great success January 15, 2011

ordering agency

the ability to order something on the menu by one's own volition, without input from anybody else.

Waitress: "So, what will it be, Sid?"

Sid: "I'll let Mikey order first."

Mikey: "The Chicken Fried Rice"

Sid: "Yeah, one of that for me too."

Mikey: "You have no ordering agency..."

by srav May 5, 2009

The Agents

The Agents are a big federal organization which hunts down outlaws and paranoid teenagers or adults

For a normal and sober person they are fictional or blend in very well in our world but actually they are rouge creations made by the ushevite

The only real way to know if the agents are hunting you is to be tripping balls. When you finally see them it is common to experience intense panic or paranoia for a few seconds, thinking that they will bust yo ass but this symptom can be easily avoided if you rush to a safe house
If you start to see The Agents even when you are completely sober it is likely that you suffer from the agent disease which can lead to non-stop paranoia, fear, nausea or the feeling to be non-stop high so you can sense the agents from a larger radius

Doro: I am hungry wanna go grab something to eat?
Mario: Nah bro I think that the agents are coming for me I'm going home

by Bradorko March 24, 2019

agent 47

The real Agent 47 is David Bateson, not Vin Fucktard Diesel.

Hey did you hear about the new Hitman movie coming out?

Yeah it should be awesome.

Not quite.

Why?

Agent 47 is gonna be that meatwad Vin Diesel. He should be portrayed by the man they modeled him after, David Bateson.

by 75475645 December 8, 2006

Agenda 21

Agenda 21 is the evil End Game of the Globalists / New World Order / Bilderbergs / George Soros / international bankers. They want to rule the land & resources of the world, after the "little people" become desperate from Globalists manufactured "2012/2013 worldwide economic collapse".

They also want to depopulate human from 6 billion to less than 1 billion. Leaving enough "little people" to serve as slave labors.

Using Virus? Germs ? Neutron Bombs? Starvation? Who knows, Hollywood movies, NWO's propaganda machine, might give us some clues. It is weird how many Apocalypse, 2012, pandemic, alien invasion movies are pushed out in 2011, isn't it?

If you see these words these days, watch-out!! Smart Growth, Smart Meters, BioDiversity, Wildlands Project, Sustainable Development, Resilient Cities, Regional Visioning Projects, STAR Sustainable Communities, Green jobs, Green Building Codes, “Going Green,” Alternative Energy, Local Visioning, facilitators, regional planning, historic preservation, conservation easements, development rights, sustainable farming, comprehensive planning, growth management, consensus.

Agenda 21 is coming into our homes through Smart Meters, now.

by Icannotbelievethisishappening September 29, 2011