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“ astrid is the best person in the world”
by yupjeremiahprice November 23, 2021
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Friend:" aren't these them...no wait this is a hairbrush."
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by SEARFA October 24, 2014
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by 1234someweirdkid2843 February 21, 2018
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by elineedscock April 1, 2019
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Lia: “Have you heard about the new girl?”
Shane: “I heard she’s a really nice girl! But she reads that weird crap on wattpad!”
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by emotionallyunstablesimp January 31, 2022
Get the Astrid mug.Astrid Lindgren was a Swedish childrens-book-author who wrote for example: Karlsson on the Roof, Lionheart Brothers, The kidz in Bullerbyn, Pippi Longstocking, Madicken and maney more.
Some sources say that it was Astrid Lindgren who killed the Swedish politican Olof Palme. One of these sources are the Swedish band Tunnan & Moroten who have a very good song named Massmördaren Astrid (Astrid the Serial Killer).
Astrid Lindgren is dead
Astrid Lindgren enjoyed watching E! and listen to Black Metal
Everyone in Sweden (and in maney other countries) love Astrid Lindgren.
Some sources say that it was Astrid Lindgren who killed the Swedish politican Olof Palme. One of these sources are the Swedish band Tunnan & Moroten who have a very good song named Massmördaren Astrid (Astrid the Serial Killer).
Astrid Lindgren is dead
Astrid Lindgren enjoyed watching E! and listen to Black Metal
Everyone in Sweden (and in maney other countries) love Astrid Lindgren.
Example:
Person1: Have you read the Astrid Lindgren book The Kidz of Bullerbyn?
Person2: No, but I saw the movie and I think it should be called The Gay-Motherfuckers of Bullerbyn because that kidz was really fag.
Person3: I crapped my pants when watching Karlsson on the Roof. He was scary and totally rape.
Person1: Have you read the Astrid Lindgren book The Kidz of Bullerbyn?
Person2: No, but I saw the movie and I think it should be called The Gay-Motherfuckers of Bullerbyn because that kidz was really fag.
Person3: I crapped my pants when watching Karlsson on the Roof. He was scary and totally rape.
by Najhilist July 26, 2010
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by Paul Bryant December 9, 2008
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