Astro nut

The act of ejaculating in space

The astro nut was floating around the space shuttle

by Daddy Nipples March 4, 2018

Astrocunt

A cunt with heavily applied astroglide often accompanied by an astroglide ponytail. In short, a dirty cunt.

"Last night, I fucked an astrocunt, and I literally came in 30 seconds."

by notoriousRIP April 6, 2009

astrocious

something that is slightly unbelievable.

Isn't is astrocious that they didn't have my size?

by sizzle_07 May 14, 2009

astrobating

masturbating in space. Few have had the chance to engage in this exotic activity.

"Houston we have a problem."
"what is it???"
"i was astrobating and my lunar module got caught in my zipper"

by TheAstrobater February 21, 2010

Astro-slut

A cocky, self-centered female who needs to be brought back down to earth.

Every guy treats her like gold. She's an astro-slut who needs to be brought back down to earth.

by Ayjacks10 September 26, 2010

Astrointhetrap

BEST FUCKERY PSYCHO TRAVIS PAGE EVERRR AAAAAAAAAAHH MAKE ME WANA PUNCH A BABY RIGGGHTTT FUCKKKIINGG NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW TO RAGGEEE THE FUCKKKKKKKKK OUTTTTTTT

LET ME DAMM TELL YOU WHO IS ASTROINTHETRAP YOU KNOW HES A FUCKIN BEST BASTARDS ASS PAGE EVERR !!!!!!!!!!!!!! EFFFIINNNNN FUCCKITTY FOR FUKERRYY SAKEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAHHHHH

by WishopScott August 6, 2020

Astroman

An evil man who appears in little scrawny skater boys closets, makes them take off all of their clothes and hide under the covers until morning.

"OH NO, HE'S BACK!"
"Who?"
"I"M CALLING THE POLICE, IT'S ASTROMAN!"

by helen_the_hippo March 10, 2021